The fucking man, Ewan is suck a fucking cunt that if you tackle him he'll get backup and give you a fucking handshake. His muscles are so fucking sexy that even men drool at the sight of them. Any woman that sees him will rip his pants of and suck his humongous penis. Ewan is also extremely powerful, and if he so mach as breathes on you your bones will shatter. Bacically Ewan is a fucking titan. And will fuck up anyone that threatans him. However Ewan is actualy a nice guy
Bob: Oh shit here comes Ewan
Mike: Has he got 2 woman on his shoulders?
Bob: Should we ask him to get us girlfriends?
Mike: Hell yeah!
Bob: *asks*
Ewan: *leaves and comes back with 10 woman* take your pick!
Also Ewan: Throws a basketball around the entire world and gets a three pointer.
Mike: Has he got 2 woman on his shoulders?
Bob: Should we ask him to get us girlfriends?
Mike: Hell yeah!
Bob: *asks*
Ewan: *leaves and comes back with 10 woman* take your pick!
Also Ewan: Throws a basketball around the entire world and gets a three pointer.
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A Scottish actor who is known for picking acting roles beyond the "Hollywood" norm. Quite like Johnny Depp, Shia LeBeouf, Kevin Bacon, etc.
Unknown to some people, has been in many movies prior to Star Wars and Moulin Rouge. See Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Shallow Grave, Lipstick on Your Collar, The Pillow Book, etc.
His penis plays a starring role in more of his movies than you know.
Unknown to some people, has been in many movies prior to Star Wars and Moulin Rouge. See Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Shallow Grave, Lipstick on Your Collar, The Pillow Book, etc.
His penis plays a starring role in more of his movies than you know.
Women only like Ewan McGregor because he was "hot" in Moulin Rouge. Had you known that he was singing in Velvet Goldmine, you would already had been aware of such wonderfulness.
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A hot sex god from Crieff, Scotland. In movies, he's known to play guys who always gets high off weed. Currently working on 'Gnomeo and Juliet' (2006). In short, he's fricking hot, dammit!!
A hot sex god from Crieff, Scotland. In movies, he's known to play guys who always gets high off weed. Currently working on 'Gnomeo and Juliet' (2006). In short, he's fricking hot, dammit!!
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