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mimi everlasting

mimi everlasting is everything you have ever wanted. mimi everlasting is your knight in shining armor. mimi everlasting is the light of your life
"is that amelia?" "no! her real name is mimi everlasting!"
by mimieverlasting October 26, 2022
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Everlasting Jobstopper

1.)Someone or something doing everything in his power to prevent someone from making a living.
2.)J.B. Pritzker
I'd love to open up my business and support my family but J.B. Pritzker is an everlasting jobstopper.
by PissedOffIllinoisan May 21, 2020
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Everlasting Gobbstopper

an extremely satisfying sexual action.

1) place your penis in a girls mouth
2) right before you climax shove it in as far as it goes.
3) as you are doing this, pinch her nose so that she has to draw breath in through her mouth and from around your penis.
4) listen to the sound as she chokes and gurgles.
5)thrust into the back of her throat until she throws uo all over your groin.
6) now listen as she struggles for breath with your penis still in her mouth, tasting her own puke.

congratulations you have completed a successful everlasting gobbstopper.
golly gee!! i did an everlasting gobbstopper on my girlfriend last night and her mom yelled at me cause she had to clean up!!!
by Broffir March 31, 2008
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everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason
Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.
by jpatt April 9, 2007
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everlusting love

an unwavering willingness to engage in a sexually charged encounter with a person whose level of attractiveness and performance makes their desirability one of longevity.
Miranda: Hey Tim, what did you get up to last night?
Tim: Had Laura over.
Miranda: No surprise there, you guys always seem to be willing to reconnect.
Tim: Yah, it's an everlusting love.
by moostone January 12, 2010
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everlasting yay

by that gangsta bih April 4, 2008
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enteresting

Browsing through the update - how enteresting!
by Hercolena Oliver March 6, 2009
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