Euthanasia Tour

(noun)

1. When you take someone or something on a joy ride before leaving it or throwing it out.

2. When you take your soon-to-be ex out for a fun time before ending things.

I took Sadie out to her favorite coffee shop and we took a walk around the park for the euthanasia tour before I dumped her.

by slaydie December 30, 2021

Bureaucratic euthanasia

To be euthanized, or commit euthanasia via the use of bureaucratic mechanisms. Stalling lifesaving measures to the point of death using bureaucracy.

My mother’s healthcare system killed her using bureaucratic euthanasia by having her get shuffled around so many different specialists and tests that she eventually drop dead before getting any real treatment.

by Johnplarany July 25, 2022

Euthanasia

Euthanasia is know as a mercy kill to put someone out of their misery humanely sometimes inhumanely in the military without revealing their death wish to their chain of command, superiors.

Sergeant Kincaid and his platoon were creeping thru enemy terrain. Shots rang out and Machiavelli stepped on a land mine. Machiavelli body blew up into two pieces. While the fire fight was at it's Pinnacle Machiavelli begged his platoon member without advising the sergeant for a euthanasia lethal injection. Machiavelli was injected and died a quick death as per his death wish request by his platoon member in which he closed his eyes to show respect for the dead.

by Insurrection June 23, 2018

euthenism

The story parents tell little kids to explain what happened to a dead pet. A portmanteau of euthanasia and euphemism.

"He's living on a farm upstate now." is an example of a euthenism.

by hmgauss October 6, 2010

euthanasia

killing yourself/someone painlessly to end suffering, or just because.

Animals are EUTHANIZED at animal shelters because there's no room for them.

Smoking is a form of EUTHANASIA because it's killing you from the inside. Ex: The Matches song "Sick Little Suicide"- "Suck back these tak-home packs of euthanasia."

by Shanel April 4, 2005

auto euthanasia

another term for cash for clunkers.

All of the cash for clunkers trade-ins are lined up together, awaiting the sodium silicate to replace the oil in their engines, a quick death, like auto euthanasia.

by quantumtheory August 8, 2009

euthenagenics

Systematically euthanizing people in order to perform eugenics.

Matt, you can't get social security despite being old because you're short in combination with our government's euthenagenics program!

by Chasapher February 28, 2018