emophile

A person who is a pedophile and an emo.

Like IGN user AdrianG4. His girl is 8 years old and hes an emo. Sad.

by Neil February 26, 2005

Europhilia

A degenerative mental state in which a traditional American male/female begins to delve amidst a state of psychological disillusionment regarding the general attractiveness of their current European source of infatuation. Medicinal explanations for the onset of this disorder are relatively unknown despite a vast amount of scientific research. However, two exemplary, young scientists hailing from the campus of Mississippi State University are noted for creating a feasible hypothesis for the causes of this crippling condition,
"The most likely cause of this severe disorder is a degeneration of certain sectors the temporal lobe, which affect decision-making in regards to affection for certain races."- Conrad von Werner(MSU:FLG)
Europhilia is a pressing issue within our modern society, statistics show that we are losing more young American males/females (and precious metals) to this horrid illness daily than HPV/AIDS, cancer, drug abuse, poverty, hunger, and exposure. Please do your part in preventing the spread of this disorder by calling and reporting any new or present cases at: 1-800-EURO-PHILE

"My friend Anna only seems to be attracted to Europeans now, she constantly tells me about her bizarre daydreams of Germans." "Whoah, you should report that she may be a carrier of Europhilia!"

by Jacque Slöshkenheimer February 11, 2010

Eurochild

Definition 1: a mixtape released by 108 Mics

Definition 2: a fan of 108 Mics’ content

Steve: “All you do is listen to Eminem Terry”

Terry: “No Steve, I’m a Eurochild now: all I do is listen to 108 Mics’ Behemoth”

by FROM LEEDS December 27, 2021

Europhic

With the same definition of the word "euphoric" but used instead of; A Coined Term Originating from Boston Loyd. Said and used on Boston and LeoandLongevity's 'Non-Fraudulent Bodybuilding Podcast'.

It's almost a "europhic" feeling.
I say "europhic" cause' it reminds me of the Boston Loyd

by IwantToFuckLindsayCarpinello August 18, 2023

Europhilia

A debilitating mindset of pro-EU fervour where all concept of rationality has been lost in the belief that the EU and further integration of the EU and the Eurozone is the answer to all problems both within and outside the EU and that ' Eurocrats' must be absolved of any democratic control with the belief that they know best, despite the economic wreck that the EU actually is.

I was talking to Jean-Marc yesterday and he thinks that the EU debt problems will be resolved without ECB intervention.

Yeah well Jean-Marc has given up on all rationality and instead has wrapped himself up in pseudo-erotic Europhilia

by The real Bruce Wayne December 15, 2011

eurochild

n. Female of average intelligence, assuming herself to be of higher intelligence with three or more of the following characteristics: a. manipulative b. liar c. messed up d. believes she is going somewhere e. is going nowhere f. uses sex for popularity g. uses sex for monetary gain

Oh she is such a eurochild. She doesn't know it yet, but she'll end up in the gutter from whence she came.

by Subscribe Me February 27, 2005

Eophile

An individual, 17 years of age and above, that believes he is the 12-year-old fictional character "Eothain" from "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers"

This delusion often goes hand in hand with a form of Pedophilic tenancies. The individual often sexually seeks early pubertal children and even will attempt to disguise himself as one; using such methods as shaving of leg and pubic hair.

Neo22 from SWGBH is an Eophile

by Your friendly neighborhood Blackie August 1, 2007