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b-espionage

Da act of passing useless/phony "top secret" information to da enemy.
Committing "regular" espionage has serious-enough risks just by itself, since your own country will likely take severe measures against you if they find out that you've been stealing their sensitive information. But dabbling in b-espionage can be even more "hazardous to your health", since your country's enemies may be even more infuriated when they find out that your information was bogus, and so they may hunt you down for retribution even more doggedly/savagely than your own government might have.
by QuacksO February 22, 2019
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Tom Etsion

An Englishly challenged Pokemon fan who draws females.
This Gardevoir must have been drawn by a Tom Etsion.
by OreganoWaterme December 16, 2021
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Golf Shirt Espionage

Wearing a standard gold shirt with an embroidered logo as a disguise to gain entry into otherwise inaccesible area.
Allen gained entry into the telecommunications closet by using golf shirt espionage. The lady at the front desk thought he worked for ATT.
by GoToThis2 March 3, 2011
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Espionage

Code word for: "SB '09" otherwise known as Spring Break 2009
when sounded out, the resemblance is undeniable.
Refers to the most epic week ever known to man. Those participating in Espionage typically wake up by 9 AM and are drunk by 10 AM. After a full day of festivities, "espionagers" could have participated in dance contests, push up contests at Margarittaville, picked a fight with a French bartender, convinced a 12 year old girl you were in love with her, pretended they were British to make friends, sang n'sync karaoke at a night club, had a dance party on a cruise ship elevator, became groupies for a local cover band, hooked up with a girl...and her mom, and/or robbed their own/their friend's parents.
Wait, we stole those from your parents?! Good god man, Espionage is epic.

>(Friend)"French people smell bad. America kicks ass."
>(French Bartender)"I am French! Do not talk about what you do not know"
>>(Third Party) "Espionage, that's all I can say"
>>(Different Third Party) "Damn Right. Wow he gives a bad name to every American"
by T-Wags February 23, 2010
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essin dees

to flirt with someone, try to date someone, hook up with someone, or actually ess dees.
Justin was essin dees with Jeannie.
Jeannie was essin dees back.
by hi i always win. May 12, 2010
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espionage

Having sex with a long-haired, freckled freak of a man.
I had espionage with my spanish teacher.
by JOshISaP-nut September 22, 2008
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pro-fucking-essional

A mesoclitic use of "fucking" for emphasis or sarcasm from "professional".
You should hire me, I'm a pro-fucking-essional.
by jesusmotherassfuckingchrfist November 11, 2020
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