xd esports

the best upcoming clan, the rise of esports. supposedly about to become one of the greatest esports teams in history. they are also goats at fortnite.

yo, did you hear about xd esports?
yeah, xd esports is the best gaming team there is!

by Snorkel Ops May 6, 2020

ESPioNics

A language used by people (primarily caucasian men in their early 20s) who watch too much Sports Center, and characterized by douchebag phrases and lack of verb tense.

Tool 1: "Howszit?!? Say, who wins this year's Purdue-Michigan game?"

Tool 2: "My boy at QB has sick skills. Just sick. The Boilers win an easy one, bro-man."

After this display of ESPioNics, both tools do the fist-bump and shoot Jaegerbombs together.

by NDDL99 July 8, 2009

Epoophany

The phenomenon of sitting down to have a poo and, whilst pooing having a brilliant idea also. A little bit like the Eureka moment famously experienced by Archimedes.

Archimedes: ...and so it just came to me in an epoophany, of course the toilet water rises cus its now full of poo! Eureka!

Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.

by Samanal P Janickels January 26, 2011

Enspoon

Fat head! a person of caucasian descent, with an abnormally large head and a black frizzy afro on top- usually short

"i saw an enspoon walking down the street the other day, so i ran to avoid being hit by it's head"

by Barry Spooon June 25, 2008

Escoop Velocity

The self-control needed to resist the pull of a pint of ice cream, which, consumed to a certain point, may draw the eater into finishing the pint against his or her will. See also Haagen Daze.

Ben & Jerry’s new Star Wars flavor is so good, I lacked the willpower to achieve escoop velocity finished the pint on my own. Yes, the force is strong in this one.

by Kate & Bry August 4, 2007

esplode

An engrish translation of the word explode. Referenced in a Strongbad sketch.

Your head esplode.

by Allana & Clifton April 18, 2006

Espeon

A psychic cat Pokemon that evolves from eevee with frendship at daytime. It uses the fine hair that covers its body to sense air currents and predict its enemy's actions.

To evolve eevee into this kind of Pokemon, you must train an eevee at day with frendship. That means it must always win in battles and gain experience points.

by none October 12, 2003