Post-erection reply

When your horny af and you snapchat a bunch of easy girls but they reply after you already finished jerking off

Tom I swear this bitch is always playin. I send her a snap tryin to get nudes and she gives me that post-erection reply.

by Crazy man sulliran May 9, 2017

mass erection

1. When someone gets a super stiff boner from playing Mass Effect 1, 2, or 3 and/or looking at one of the many female characters or their respective sex sences.

2. A person who gets a hard-on from playing any of the Mass Effect games.

man looking at Liara's ass give me such a mass erection

by drity_d December 12, 2012

raging erection

n. An massive erection produced by a state of extreme arousal; one which is extremely blatant to the point where, if not tearing completely through the pants and undergarments, is clearly defined against the fabric and impossible to conceal.

I got a raging erection when Katie bent over!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

Erectifier

- A phaser/flanger effect
- A song

- A device to give you erections! It is based on a suction pump and a silicone massage device.

I need an erection without using meds like viagra!

Get an erectifier!

I need to create some funky sounds!

Get an erectifier

I wonder what the name of this song was!

Get an erectifier!

by Fukaface! April 28, 2011

spiritual erection

A woman who you excites spiritually; to be bowled over or turned on in a spiritual sense. To be ignited by enlightenment.

Dude, I went and saw marianne williamson, I swear she gave me a spiritual erection! Man I'm just saying, OPRAH, WELL SHE GIVES ME A SPIRITUAL ERECTION.

by Lenny Payne October 30, 2010

Homo-erection

When both partners of a gay couple have an erection at the same time

Are you having a Homo-erection?
No, i’m not gay

by the smartest one 69 December 13, 2019

Erectile Overfunction

When a penis is attracted to the nearest vagina by a magnetic force. Very powerful on a full moon (almost unstoppable). May result in female being torn in half starting at the vagina and taring through her head, if attraction is to powerful.

Quagmire: "Carl HELP!!! I have an erectile overfunction!!! I don't want any more blood on my penis!!!"

Carl: "I'm a dumb fuck."

by Double Dick Trickle January 8, 2012