Early Skeeter

1. A Premature Ejaculator

2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.

Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"

by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008

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Evalyn

Evalyn is a hot short girl, always a good time. Everytime your with her you can't stop laughing. She spreads her love but to limited people, once you have her never let her go. Totally dude magnet and has guys, secretly, falling head over heals for her. If you have an Evalyn in your life never let her go

Omg who is that girl, she is so nice but hard to get?
That must be Evalyn

by 1notmyrealname5 July 2, 2019

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90's and early 00's

Was probably the best decade because the economy was changing. Nowadays people care more about when the next iphone, blackberry, or droid is coming out than improving the economy. This was back when video games added lots of new, creative and original things to them. Now all people want is the next Call of Duty and Halo. This was the time when network's like Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network actually lived up to there names. Now there's all this teeny bopper crap on there.

I miss the 90's and early 00's

by bjshepp January 10, 2011

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erlyn

A beautiful lady who has a voice of an angel. She will be able to make you smile just by hearing her soft voice when she speaks. Extremely curvy and attracts the attention of many, in a positive way. Kind and helpful, always lending a helping hand. You'd definitely wanna hang out with this one! She's gonna make the best memory in your life.

Erlyn sang in such a melodic voice. Even as she speaks, she touches the heart of many. Attractive. Definitely your cup of tea. Generous as ever, this lady will help you out in time of need.

by gabriella eva January 4, 2018

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