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simp equilibrium

When the amount of simp in a relationship is mutual and in perfect balance ; each partner is being just as much of a simp as the other.
Person 1: Hey man, how's it going with you and Stacey ?
Person 2: Awesome man, I think we've reached simp equilibrium!
by afferz February 1, 2020
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Raw Dog Equilibrium

The state of balance in an ongoing arrangement with a girl in which you are able to have regular unprotected sex with her, yet are not in, nor subject to the requirements of, a defined girlfriend/boyfriend relationship.
TC obtained Raw Dog Equilibrium (RDE) with Katie and was having regular unprotected sex with her. During this time TC could associate with other girls, without the guilt of being someone's boyfriend. He would take Katie out on dates, spend the night, yet skillfully avoided deeper conversations. TC lost RDE seven months later when Katie's increasing emotional and time demands exceeded TC's desire to continue rawdogging her.
by Vaginal McPube March 12, 2013
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equal opportunity asshole

Someone who is an asshole to everyone regardless of age, gender, religion, political views or sexual orientation.
"I think Mark hates me because I'm Mexican."
"Nah, he's like that to everyone. He's an equal opportunity asshole."
by radiumbreath January 18, 2010
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Equestrian

Bad ass bitches who aren't afraid.
''Wow, look at that equestrian!''
''Shes a bad ass non-afraid bitch''
by angel5647 June 19, 2013
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Equestria

Homeland of the 'mane' six. Ruled by Princess Celestia, otherwise known as Tyrant Celestia.

The history of Equestria was given in the episode 'Hearth's Warming Eve' of MLP.
'Equestria's awesome!'
by TriariusTheThird January 8, 2012
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Equeered

When a married man is separated from his wife because he is gay.
Jim became equeered from his wife when he realized he loved butthole pleasures.
by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009
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equilism

A social model under development by Drew McPherson. The foundation of equilism is equilibrium (balance). Balance is a key component of every aspect of the social policies. It is therefore the only sustainable social model in the long-term. equilism.ca
Why vote for a candidate who only advocates for some of the things you want? Equilism is what everybody really wants deep down. You may be an equilist and not even know it!
by DrewZero® December 2, 2019
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