Environmentalist 

Environmentalist are heartless opinionated bastards that don't give a crap about any one else but themselves, according to whom cycling is preventing hikers from "enjoying quiet solitude and serenity".

Environmentalist 1: "Lets go make a scene for no reason"
Environmentalist 2: "Sure what you wanna do?"
Environmentalist 1: "Why not file a law suit to screw over bikers making 168 miles of Montana's trail into 60 miles just for the hell of it?"
Environmentalist 2: "Sounds like a good time..."

Environmentalist by ChilledFantom August 14, 2010

environmentalist 

Idealistic idiots who are should all be rounded up and burned, or just shot on sight. (also see hippie)

"environmentalists love to have sex with trees"

environmentalist by whey face May 26, 2003

environmentalist 

a wonderful human being that cares for nature and wildlife - or just nature in general .

in short, Leonardo Dicaprio.

man Leonardo Dicaprio is such an environmentalist! he's so cool *-*

environmentalist by tfm8-chan June 10, 2016

environmentalist wacko 

A radical person (usually liberal or a hippie) who deliberately takes extreme actions in order to "save the environment", when there are already processes underway and have been underway for many years now.

the hippie environmentalist wacko actually lived in a tree for 3 years to keep it from being chopped down.

environmentalist wacko by A Midwestern Christian May 24, 2005

environmentalist wacko 

A person who's Christmas is Arbor Day.

The environmentalist wacko is over there giving that redwood tree expensive presents.

environmentalist wacko by Turd Burgaler July 10, 2005

Environmentalist Cock Splodger 

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.

Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!

Environmentalist Cock Splodger by EnglishExplained March 13, 2008

Environmentalist Wacko 

A slur used by conservatives and/or people who enjoy destroying the environment in the name of progress against people who believe in protecting the environment and saving the Earth for future generations.

Howard called me an environmentalist wacko because I believe that the Redwoods shouldn't be cut down.

Environmentalist Wacko by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006