When Thomas the Dank Engine puts the clip in his AK he slays from far away, everybody hit the D.E.C.K.
by dankm7 December 5, 2015
Get the thomas the dank engine mug.Reality Engineer
A person that alters reality by using various techniques to manipulate the beliefs and perceptions of one or more people. All reality is based on beliefs supported by perceptions therefore by altering the beliefs and perceptions, reality can be altered. Reality Engineers use hypnosis, mentalism, magic and other skills. Reality engineering can be performed for entertainment or to affect life changes (like stopping smoking, losing weight etc)
A person that alters reality by using various techniques to manipulate the beliefs and perceptions of one or more people. All reality is based on beliefs supported by perceptions therefore by altering the beliefs and perceptions, reality can be altered. Reality Engineers use hypnosis, mentalism, magic and other skills. Reality engineering can be performed for entertainment or to affect life changes (like stopping smoking, losing weight etc)
Fred: Dude did you see when that reality engineer bent that spoon with his freaking mind?
George: Yeah man that was sick!
Lord Q.: Cigarette?
Lady B.: I saw that reality engineer fellow the other day, and now I do not smoke anymore. Kindly leave.
George: Yeah man that was sick!
Lord Q.: Cigarette?
Lady B.: I saw that reality engineer fellow the other day, and now I do not smoke anymore. Kindly leave.
by Mr. E. Mann. June 6, 2013
Get the Reality Engineer mug.Related Words
Engui
• enguil
• enguin
• enguish
• English
• engineer
• english teacher
• English class
• English or Spanish?
• Engineering
by Karamazak May 31, 2021
Get the Over-Engineered mug.A unique and rare brand of native English that can basically be described as British English with American influences. This particular accent will only be found in non-native english speaking territories such as Hong Kong and in parts of Europe, however the speaker's first language is always English. This is quite common among Eurasian children (half Asian half white) with one British parent. This individual will attend international school (English speaking) and therefore will often only speak English though they reside in a non-English speaking part of the world.
At school this kid will mingle with American, Australian, New Zealand, Canadian and of course British kids. American television and music will be a heavy form of entertainment and there will often be some North American teachers at the school. Because of this, the British accent becomes more Americanized than would be normal in the United Kingdom, however the accent stays chiefly British at the core. This may confuse many as this individual will be perceived as sounding British in N America but American in Britain. It can be described as half/half English.
At school this kid will mingle with American, Australian, New Zealand, Canadian and of course British kids. American television and music will be a heavy form of entertainment and there will often be some North American teachers at the school. Because of this, the British accent becomes more Americanized than would be normal in the United Kingdom, however the accent stays chiefly British at the core. This may confuse many as this individual will be perceived as sounding British in N America but American in Britain. It can be described as half/half English.
Words that are often pronounced fahst, bahsket, hahlf cahst etc. are replaced with American flat a's.
Words such as daughter pronounce the t more like a d however maintain the aw sound while leaving the r off.
Seldom but existant is the New Yorkizing of words such as pronouncing off as awf and toss as tawss.
Both British and American vocabulary are understood and used in this dialect. Example - both boot and trunk, both pavement and sidewalk.
Mum is replaced with the N American mom.
Both British and American spellings are understood as correct and used. Example - both realise and realize, both colour and color.
Address does not put stress on the a as is the case in American English.
This is American British English.
Words such as daughter pronounce the t more like a d however maintain the aw sound while leaving the r off.
Seldom but existant is the New Yorkizing of words such as pronouncing off as awf and toss as tawss.
Both British and American vocabulary are understood and used in this dialect. Example - both boot and trunk, both pavement and sidewalk.
Mum is replaced with the N American mom.
Both British and American spellings are understood as correct and used. Example - both realise and realize, both colour and color.
Address does not put stress on the a as is the case in American English.
This is American British English.
by mrjuicy October 21, 2007
Get the American British English mug.by The Voice of Night Vale May 1, 2016
Get the jake english mug.by I'm A Random Person October 6, 2016
Get the Thomas the Tank engine mug.when you build structurally questionable buildings and unreliable solutions to problems but you're an engineer so everyone has no choice but to trust that your methods won't fuck up
Person 1: "Are you sure it's okay to balance a forklift on a forklift to reach that shelf?"
Person 2: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"
Person 2: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"
by ekim004 June 4, 2016
Get the Trust me, I'm an engineer mug.