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by loltech1337 December 14, 2018

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A hickey

Look how trashy that girl is with that kensington engagement ring on her neck.

by Turtlehead girl March 31, 2009

engaygements

Engaygements are promises to marry between two same-sex couples (two (2) males or two (2) females). Some engaygements are announced at an engaygement party where both gay and straight couples celebrate a previously publicized engaygement.

if same-sex marriage is legalized, there will be several hundred-thousand engaygements prior to all the weddings.

by the_sauceman August 29, 2009

pianist enlargement

Pianist enlargement is where you put your pianist on a high carbs, sugar and fat diet to make him larger.

"How's your pianist enlargement going?" Fred asked Larry."

"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.

by scodder July 7, 2010

Anal Engagement

When you ask a girl to marry you just to get her to let you put it in her ass

Congratulations Jim I heard you and Maureen got engaged.
Jim “ya it’s an anal engagement I figured that may be what it takes to plow that ass”

by Ttk1027 November 8, 2019

breast enlargement surgery

A wonderful work of God, a gift to every straight man, lesbian, slut, self-aware robot man or genetic mutant. Praise!

My girlfriend had breast enlargement surgery, it ruined my life. I once got lost in there for three weeks.

by El Diablo de 1 October 23, 2013

Penis enlargement pills

The most delicious item you will ever be served at your local mcdonalds. Many mistake them for crack coacaine as they have a similar color. With the scent of boobs and the texture of nail polish. Lots of people enjoy spending time where they consume the item.

"Man, did you get the wrong size Penis enlargement pills again?"

by anonymous May 25, 2021