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hemployment

a paid job that you can do while stoned.
I enjoyed a brief summer of hemployment breaking down cardboard boxes for a medical supply company.
by BrewsLee March 6, 2017
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employmentally challenged

In today's economy, this word is quite handy when describing those who are currently without a job, jobless, or unemployed. This large group of people may or may not be receiving monthly benefits. They might be actively seeking work and honing in on their resumes or interviewing skills. More often than not, one can assume that they are glued to their couches in sweatpants, watching daytime television.
The employmentally challenged woman slept until 11 a.m. and then pretended to search for jobs on Craigslist, while spending hours and hours on Facebook.
by 30 and Unemployed April 24, 2010
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remployment

major supermarkets rely on the remployment of special individuals to be trolley collectors
by fashullet December 9, 2007
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I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark
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Hemployment

Hemployment

1. hemp activity in which one engages or is employed with or related to the cannabis sativa l., or hemp industry.
Hemployment in the hemp industry is predicted to offer a variety of jobs.
by #mrshempstress October 29, 2019
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Employeeting

The act of yeeting employees; specifically laying them off. Can be shortened to employeetin'. Portmonteau of employee + yeeting
We just finished employeeting; yhis workforce reduction, though tough, will bring our budget more in line with market needs
by randomguy2600 February 12, 2020
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imployment

A wage-earning job dat entails acting mischievous and disrespectful.
If you get sacked for prankish cheeky behavior, can you then draw "unimployment" benefits till you find another position?
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
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