Embry Riddle Flight Instructor

A poor, pathetic breed of person that only holds his or her job in order to build flight time for hopes of obtaining a future airline job in order to be lazy as hell and still make a lot of money.

They are often deceitful and take full advantage of students by overcharging them or using them to fit their schedule while only teaching them the bare minimum. This type of person is easily recognized by an over inflated ego and stripes on each shoulder to fake that they actually fly a significant aircraft.

Jaime is a little bleached brunette, pimpette embry riddle flight instructor who lies to her students and uses them to fit her time and financial needs while faking that she actually cares about them.

by Michael Mattina April 21, 2006

embryo wasted

The act of getting so drunk, you pull a lucy and pass out in any given spot.

Dude, I got so embryo wasted last night, I passed out face down in a lawn.

by kenluckatal November 29, 2012

embrYOLO

When an fetus does something epic in the womb during an ultrasound.

OMG! My baby totally just flipped me off during my ultrasound. Doctor Smith said it's definitely going to be a boy. EmbrYOLO!

by jmerc April 19, 2015

Emburn

A burn sustained around a campfire, usually by coals.

Yo, it was hilarious when Dude tried to jump the fire when we got all drunk on the beach. His ass got seriously emburned and we had to pee on it to get him to stop crying.

by JohnnyW December 2, 2018

Embryo Fried Rice

The act of eating a womens embryo without permission deliciously mixed with peas, egg and rice to create a scrumptious snack

I had some Embryo Fried Rice last night, it made my evening

by fetus-queen November 2, 2019

Embry

Embry - to be secretly zesty, but continuously hiding it.

That guy over there is acting a little Embry.

by harperbigL April 26, 2023

Spag'Embryos and Foetus'balls

The act of eating a womans embryo without permission serving it with spaghetti and tomato sauce, in ball form, in an effort to recreate the authentic Italian dish

Last night my wife and I recreated the scene from Lady and the Tramp with Spag'Embryos and Foetus'balls, it was iconic

by fetus-queen November 2, 2019