Baby Making Machines

Females of birth giving age.

In addressing the problem of Japan's low birth rate the health minister of Japan, Hakuo Yanagisawa, said that: "Because the number of baby making machines and devices is fixed, all we can ask for is for them to do their best per head."

by Edmund Dorf December 9, 2008

machinescapes

Indescribable visual pattern distortion , binding or constant morphing out of the atypical mundane world around you. Typically experienced during death/ or near death experiences , DMT, or during other high dose psychedelic experiences .

“Dude when Mikes trip was peaking, he was in the machinescapes!”

*Near dear machinescapes are caused by the DMT being released into the brain , the brain does this to help calm those who are fearful of death almost “forcing you” into a peaceful sedated state while your life will literally begin to flash before your eyes*

by Nathan1993 March 31, 2023

Maize Machines

A fictional company from a alternate history analog horror series called Monument Mythos also he reminds me of that annoying corn from inanimate insanity called Steve Cobs

Maize Machines is a name for a fictional company from a series called Monument Mythos

by Expiredlollipopfanpage March 29, 2022

bodies and machines

a 'benefit' of overpopulation. one sometimes simply doesn't have the patience to deal...!

jane explained she'd rather have a quiet evening at home, she'd had about enough of bodies and machines........

the u.d. thumbs down clown will be SURE to 'thumbs-down'

my bodies and machines concept!!

i had a pretty good time, despite a surplus of bodies and machines..............

by michael foolsley December 7, 2011

Glass and the Machines of God

A fable created by Billy Corgan, front man of The Smashing Pumpkins. The story of Glass and the Machines of God is propagated by the band's album, Machina. The Machina lyric booklet contains one chapter of the fable, the rest of the chapters, except for chapter four, were posted online throughout the Mystery. Chapter four, The Story of June has never been posted.

The Mystery was based on Glass and the Machines of God.

Glass and the Machines of God is very simular in concept to Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

by moonbug November 17, 2006

eMachine

a computer manufacturer, i got one, with windows xp home and it doesnt crash, its a good computer

eMachines/Windows XP Home/2.8 gigahertz processor/3 gig RAM/T3

fuck yea man

by Matt June 13, 2004

mail sorting machines

Vital to the functioning of the United States Postal Service.

By late August, as America geared up for voting-by-mail in the November presidential election, countless mail sorting machines had been not only removed from Post Offices across the country, they had been destroyed.

by Monkey's Dad August 19, 2020