Elton

Elton is a term that describes a crypto bro that is a jacked bodybuilder who timid in the streets but mean in the sheets. He invest in crypto like how he he treats women pumping and dumping.

Dude that guy over there is such an Elton with those ladies surrounding him.

by Eltonlover316 November 23, 2021

elton

the most sexiest beast ever. seems like someone who has an obsession with fnaf and probably liked the beatles at one point

eltons fucking gay

by tasteslikearsenic January 18, 2022

Elton

The BEST kind of friend a person could have.

Everyone needs an Elton in their life.

by ImaniRose March 7, 2023

Elton

The best friend anyone could ask for.

I know Elton would have my back no matter what.

by There can only be one February 5, 2025

Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

by Andrew Stone January 1, 2009

Elton Brand

1. A beast in the paint
2. One of the most underrated players in the league

1. Elton Brand is the best PF in the league not named Kevin Garnett or Tim Duncan.
2. Kid: "Dude this Elton Brand guy is pretty good"
Lakers fan: "Who?"

by The Real Izzy November 30, 2004

Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)

An imaginary Fan Club that an aquaintance of yours automatically becomes a member of when they do or say something gay.

Guy #1: Hey Bro! Lets go hang out and drink some beers!

Guy #2: No thanks Man. Me and my old lady are gonna watch the Notebook. She likes to comfort me as I cry.

Guy #1: Dude, so how long have you been a member of the Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)?

by thesituation89 January 21, 2010