noun
Origin of the word: when the Tickle Me Elmo toy came out in stores for the first time, people trampled one another at the toy store in order to get their hands on one. The insanity that was caused by the release of the child's toy inspired this word.
definition - Anyone who drives like a maniac during the holiday season.
Reasons could involve; needing to get to the store before someone else purchases something they want, wanting to get home as fast as possible with a complete disregard for safety, or just being a complete douche bag who can't handle sitting in traffic for more than a few seconds without going ballistic.
Origin of the word: when the Tickle Me Elmo toy came out in stores for the first time, people trampled one another at the toy store in order to get their hands on one. The insanity that was caused by the release of the child's toy inspired this word.
definition - Anyone who drives like a maniac during the holiday season.
Reasons could involve; needing to get to the store before someone else purchases something they want, wanting to get home as fast as possible with a complete disregard for safety, or just being a complete douche bag who can't handle sitting in traffic for more than a few seconds without going ballistic.
"LEARN HOW TO DRIVE YOU FUCKING TICKLE-ME-ELMO!"
"I can't drive with all of these Tickle-me-Elmos on the road.
"I can't drive with all of these Tickle-me-Elmos on the road.
by Ronnie Kimbel February 23, 2010
Get the Tickle-me-elmos mug.to my knowledge the best definaition of emosexual would most definatly have to be aaron quisenberry, hes so emosexual!
by mama lover April 13, 2005
Get the emosexual mug.Related Words
Elmosexual
• Elmose
• emosexual
• elmore
• eLoser
• emoser
• eliose
• emosewa
• emosexual haircut
• elmise
Emo: I love girls and boys!! Yay me, be my friend now?
normal person:stfu stop pretending you emosexual fool
normal person:stfu stop pretending you emosexual fool
by Tory A. February 1, 2008
Get the emosexual mug.A sexual preference pretaining to androgenous looking individuals with long (possibly curley) hair, skin tight pants and shirts, an obsession with black or dull colored clothing, and who are excessivly sad or mopey.
Guy 1: Dude, look at all those emosexuals waiting on line to buy Twilight, what a bunch of tools.
Guy 2: I know, they should have just reserved their copy a month ago like I did.
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I know, they should have just reserved their copy a month ago like I did.
Guy 1: What?!
by SnooksOnFire March 20, 2009
Get the emosexual mug.Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"
Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"
Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."
Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."
Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"
Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."
Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."
by scott July 1, 2004
Get the emosexual mug.a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally has different color highlights.
by urine4it February 10, 2010
Get the emosexual haircut mug.Emosexual- Early to late teens who want to be different in the same way as others and still thinks sad black clothing is what it takes. They think they are hard done by when they are expected to do nothing more then basic requirements of schooling and society. “this is hard so its mean and I don’t want to do it so I won’t and I’m not going to tell you why cause you should know”
They are fucking lazy people that consider anything that requires any effort to be too hard even if it is to switch their brain on when they open their eyes in the morning. They have sex because someone else says they should regardless of who it is or who they are already with. No self respect or moral code including lack of honour, respect, or loyalty to anyone that isn’t as brain fucked as them.
They are fucking lazy people that consider anything that requires any effort to be too hard even if it is to switch their brain on when they open their eyes in the morning. They have sex because someone else says they should regardless of who it is or who they are already with. No self respect or moral code including lack of honour, respect, or loyalty to anyone that isn’t as brain fucked as them.
I am Emosexual because I’m so sad that I can’t be bothered to try a smile. Being so sad makes me feel sad so I might fuck someone of the same sex then regret it so I can be sad for a reason and tell everyone that I’m no good so they can be sad for me but then I’m not different anymore…That makes me sad!, I might cut myself this time then get upset about the attention I get due to my attention seeking actions!!
by Dad of Emo May 21, 2007
Get the emosexual mug.