by tiktok god February 19, 2019
Get the annarose adair eldred mug.A place where superstitious morons continually breed. The cult of Christianity runs strong as does the hatred for anyone not white or a Jesus freak. Basically if you're a drunk, racist, and superstitious prick it will be very appealing to you. Education is strongly discouraged. These simpletons actually encourage their children to participate in dangerous sports for amusement of the entire town. So come be part of the worthless trash today!
by PA is the asshole of America February 15, 2019
Get the Eldred PA mug.by 2013GSXR July 5, 2017
Get the cole elden mug.Oh, I doubt you could even imagine it..... The game that caused a entire fan base to go hollow. The Elden Ring! A game that is so good that it has a dedicated cult to it before release, with its own lore, which rivals the real game itself. Trust me, I am The Holy Miyazaki!
Guy one- Hey, have you beaten Glaive Master Hodir yet?
Guy two- Who?
Guy one- You couldn’t imagine it... I mean the first boss of Elden Ring, that game that made millions hollow.
Guy two- No, I haven’t played, did you?
Guy one- Nobody has to my knowle____
VaatiVidya- Move peasants, I beat him with the power of LORE!!! Bow down to me, fear me weaklings, for I am the only one to ever survive the thousands of stages of Glaive Master Hodir!!!!!
Guy two- Who?
Guy one- You couldn’t imagine it... I mean the first boss of Elden Ring, that game that made millions hollow.
Guy two- No, I haven’t played, did you?
Guy one- Nobody has to my knowle____
VaatiVidya- Move peasants, I beat him with the power of LORE!!! Bow down to me, fear me weaklings, for I am the only one to ever survive the thousands of stages of Glaive Master Hodir!!!!!
by Miyazaki The God of Soulsborne June 10, 2021
Get the Elden Ring mug."One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them"
Many of saught the power of the one ring and waiting long in the darkness. Now it's time has come and the one ring wants to be found!
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them"
Many of saught the power of the one ring and waiting long in the darkness. Now it's time has come and the one ring wants to be found!
A: Did you hear about the one ring?
B: That thing Sauron was searching for?
A: Yeah, Elden Ring. Apparently he found it
B: Does this mean the fires of war are coming?
A: Nah mate, war is off. he hasn't come out of his tower for days. Even his eye has turned towards fextralife.
B: That thing Sauron was searching for?
A: Yeah, Elden Ring. Apparently he found it
B: Does this mean the fires of war are coming?
A: Nah mate, war is off. he hasn't come out of his tower for days. Even his eye has turned towards fextralife.
by AngelTech February 25, 2022
Get the Elden Ring mug.An individual that lives to get screwed over. If he isn't begging to be screwed over, it's because he's under the process of currently being screwed. Consequent to this behaviour, they often find them selves in jail.
See also: inmate
See also: inmate
<eld> Im in the same cell as a big fat rapist
<Ranto> :/ I pity the rapist... he'll be loosing respect around the joint.
<Ranto> He won't be taking his fill by force. Eld'll be begging for it.
<Ranto> :/ I pity the rapist... he'll be loosing respect around the joint.
<Ranto> He won't be taking his fill by force. Eld'll be begging for it.
by definer June 11, 2004
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