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Eggs Benedict Arnold 

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Betrayal is a dish best served poached with a toasted English Muffin, ham, and hollandaise sauce... Extra "creamy". Hollan-deez nuts, if you will.
Scotty doesn't know that I am stealing his Fiona. She's going extra and making him Eggs Benedict Arnold for breakfast... with my help.

Eggs Benedict 

Synonymous with blowjob, as a rare plasure in life
Blowjobs are like eggs benedict, I haven't had either since I have been married
Eggs Benedict by Conefree December 28, 2024

Detroit Eggs Benedict 

When your partner (guy/girl) purposely creams gallons on your testicles (eggs); i.e., hollandaise sauce overflowing poached eggs. Why Detroit? Who knows? But there’s lots of sticky handed tweekers there. Now your egg-hair is a mess, just like the tweekers. Time to shave!
Dude, that girl was so turned on last night that she insisted on giving me the old Detroit Eggs Benedict.
Detroit Eggs Benedict by TJO - DP January 16, 2025