Scotch-egging

Verb: to use someone as a penpal or telephone buddy with no intention of ever meeting them In real life, often deceitfully, and most commonly with online dating.

Martha: I'm growing rather fond of Matthew, but I think he's scotch-egging me.
Elissa: Why do you think you're being scotch-egged by him?

Martha: He calls me every night but claims he's too busy to meet. Classic scotch-egg behaviour.

by imsofuckingquiche March 4, 2021

Chicken and Egging

When one creates a rigged scenario or task where in order to complete said task or scenario, you must complete steps A and B. However, you cannot complete step B without completing step A and you cannot complete step a without completing step B, similar to how you cannot have a chicken without an egg and you cannot have an egg without a chicken.

My dad was Chicken and Egging me yesterday! He said I need to get a job but he also said I'm not allowed getting a job. I can't win!

by thomasc02005 January 25, 2022

Easter Egging

Taken from the mainstream term of "Easter Egg". When a person or object makes random appearances throughout a story, video, movie , series, or game that typically goes unnoticed on the first viewing.

Yo in Lil Dicky's Freaky Friday video did you notice that Asian Guy easter egging through the whole music video?

by jaxblade07 March 29, 2018

Eagling

To sneakily dispose of ones drinks whilst drinking with friends.

Rich can't drink for shit, he is always eagling every time he is out with the lads.

by philMc August 3, 2013

egging the white house

the act of placing ones penis and scrotum into a single condom

Jimmy's mom walked into his room and saw him egging the white house while his girlfriend lubed up her anus.

by Mr. Red Beardski March 3, 2014

Drive by egging

The act of driving by a house with jumbo eggs, stopping and quickly throwing the eggs from the window at the house and speeding away. Oftenly done when the 50 is around and not enough time to get out of the car to properly egg the house or in pussy mode.

brina:"you up to stealing your moms mini van again and egg dougies house tonight?"
aj:"nah the 50 is everywhere tonight"
chubby bunny:"one word: drive by egging"

by ilovenewport54 April 10, 2011

Egging

when you are having sex and you stick an egg half way up your partners ass and then you use your dick to shove it all the way up the ass, then you use your dick and shove it very hard up your partners ass that you break open the egg and cum inside of it, then your partner shits on it and you eat it out.

sorry I didn't go to church yesterday, I was to busy egging my wife.

by PopKatTime April 3, 2022