Effing and Jeffing

A variation on the term "Effing and Blinding", meaning to swear or curse profusely. Used in the North of England, notably by one Karl Pilkington in an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show.

Karl: I've just slagged off that octopus, but at no point was I effing and jeffing about it.

by AnaWanaMia? May 24, 2006

effin'

a way to say the word fuck,without getting into trouble,or it being censored,etc
comes from one of the word fucks names
the f word,f is prounounced eff,or ef,whatever,thus creating effin
mistl means fuck or fucking

by O_O-age 13 September 20, 2003

Effinhot

The highest level of hotness on the hot-o-meter (a virtual measuring instrument of hotness of a person)

Question: How do you think he rates on the hot-o-meter?

Answer: He's effinhot.

by effinhot June 30, 2011

Effishit

An efficient shit taking place around your schedule, lasting no more than one minute, requiring no more than 2 wipes.

I must squeeze in an effishit between math class and science.

by L&S Sounds July 3, 2017

muh'fuh'effing

A complicated idiom used by small, loser-ish people to describe something with great enthusiasm, can be used both positively or negatively. Used in place of words such as motherfucking, or m'f (em effing)

Me: STOP! You're getting on my nerves!

Loser Girl: Ugh! you're so muh'fuh'effing annoying!

Me: Who the fuck says that?!

Loser Girl: Whatever! *farts* and runs away

by IKnoAStarWhenIHearOne January 17, 2013

effete

(of a person) affected, overrefinded, and ineffectual: no longer capable of effective action...

1) effete trendies from art school

2) the authority of an effete aristocracy began to plummet

3) the fabric of society is effete

by RevPettibone March 16, 2010

Eff it

Polite/lazy texting way to say "fuck it". Now used in everday language in place of cursing

Dude1: Don't you have homework to do? Dude2: Eff it, I'll do it later.

by Xero _ Manifest January 19, 2011