Herbal Essences

Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.

John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"

by Kelpy Gً October 23, 2019

Essential

Necessary; vital; of the utmost importance

Water is essential for life.

by Diggity Monkeez November 26, 2004

Eeshna

It’s a person that’s beyond nice. Almost as cute as a pupper. They’re often found where things are nicest.

He was almost nice enough to be an Eeshna.

by Shipwreck_00 June 1, 2019

Eisenboonutussy

The word Eisenboonutussy comes the Latin word Ethereal.

I want to suck your esienboonutussy in the woods woods. I would love to lick his/her eisenboonutussy while I am getting bogwalked by 7 dwarfs in the middle of the woods.

by Mike Ockherts April 23, 2022

Eisenhower Middle School

Eisenhower Middle is a school that is named after The 34th President Dwight D. Eisenhower, And is based in Riverview Florida. At this school you will see the usual, Kids Hotboxing in restrooms, Teachers cursing, Kids Jerking off to loli hentai in the restrooms, kids Slapboxing in the restrooms, and kids Fighting in the restrooms. But for a school that has a lot of Involvement with restrooms, you would expect them to be a small bit clean. Most children at Eisenhower are fucking mental, or possibly retarded. There's multiple groups of kids, but the dumbest ones are the ugly, loud-mouthed black females that seem to think they have an IQ higher than that of a child with down syndrome that shits his pants when the bell rings, And the kids that think they're The Toughest, Strongest, Motherfuckers on the planet because they sag their pants and speak in slang that is so completely unintelligible to the point that you think that they are speaking in shittly written cursive. Most of the food there tastes like lightly seasoned Rat shit, But the lunch ladies are nice, minus the fact that they may or may not have put their own hair in the "WhOlE gRAiN PiZzA" or"PeRsOnAl PaN PiZzA".

"You Go to Eisenhower Middle School? Are you Fucking Retarded?"

"You sound Fucking dumb. Are you sure you don't go to Eisenhower Middle School?"

by -n0n5- May 28, 2019

time is of the essence

Time is the most important thing in the world.

Hurry up, time is of the essence.

by shw26 October 9, 2008

Crusty Eisenhower

The act of two old people doing it doggy style.

Grandma and grandpa just partook in a crusty eisenhower.

by DrVonChocolatePudding March 16, 2012