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Earphone-Itch

Earphone-itch occurs when one shares his or her headphones with another person and then developes infection due to ear bacteria when putting the headphones back into his or her own ear
Girl: Can I listen to that song again?

Guy:Ewww, no way you're gonna give me Earphone-itch

Girl: Oh okay :(
by BunnyFudgekins July 3, 2009
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bitch earphone

the inferior "earpiece" on your headphone set. for songs that use surround sound, where some sounds are only in one earphone but not the other. there is always one earphone that gets all the sounds, this is the superior earphone, the other earphone only gets some of the sounds. this is the bitch earphone.

it is vitally important when listening to an ipod/walkman etc with only 1 earphone in, that you dont put in the "bitch earphone"
hey this version of bohemian rhapsody is balls. oh damn it! i was using the bitch earphone!
by jonobello January 31, 2006
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eephus

The act of ejaculating on someone or something from a distance, usually with a high arcing trajectory.
Yeah, she was walking out the door, but I was still able to eephus on her purse.
by Slave Matthews August 6, 2009
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erphta

Ben: Hey erphta we go to pitbull lets smoke a bowl.

Claire: ya for sure brah!
by loveniggas July 6, 2010
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Earphone deafness

Deafness to the outside world as a result of earphones inserted ears and music volume turned up very loud. People then underestimate how loud their burps, farts, breathing and yawning are, as theu have limited access to the outside world
"Megan, that was the loudest fart I have ever heard."
"Sorry, Kate, I had earphone deafness and didn't realise it was would be so loud."
by donkeysanctuary October 26, 2012
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earphones

listening to music , not outloud but through plugs
earphones are helpful
by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016
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shove earphones up your nose

Shove earphones up your nose is a common phrase when out to refer to snorting cocaine.
Jeff: You wanna go to the park and shove earphones up your nose tonight?
Dave: Yeah sure Bro
by earphoneshiffer July 22, 2018
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