Eamonn Holmes

A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.

"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

edion

Edion is a beautiful man with a big heart for everyone in this world he will always keep his family safe. He doesn't like When people dought him, He likes to do his own thing but he likes to be with people to. His mood can changes quick so be carefull

Person 1 : look that man is helping all those people

Person 2: yeayy i are him, it must be an Edion

by Jaaakeeennddraaa May 1, 2018

The King Edmund School

A British school filled with so many white people you’d think god cummed on it
Not allowed to get haircuts or even sneeze In class without getting an hour detention

The King Edmund School meaning “That boy goes kes”
“Very whiterful!”

by Year 11 from kes April 21, 2019

emonism

To act with emo ideas and actions

why is she so into emonism?

i dont know, guess she like blood.

by Jake D. Rafter September 5, 2010

Emoner

An emotional boner. Being on such an emotional high that one gets a boner despite a lack of physical activity.

Jennie couldn't help describing her love for John, causing an immediate emoner.

by Fas109er September 8, 2013

Edmundsexual

Being utterly in love with Edmund Pevensie.

Person1: hey whats your sexuality again and what does it mean?
person2: oh Im Edmundsexual meaning Im in love with Edmund Pevensie!

by Edmund Pevensie December 29, 2020

Edmund the Rizzler

Edmund the Rizzler is a person that is very cool. He has immaculate rizz. He's epic. He treats people very nicely. He is very very very very very very very very very VERY straight. He attracts beautiful girls. He's charming. He has a great smile. He has a great personality. He has great facial features. He has a great smile. He's tall. He's buff. He's smart. He's a doctor, lawyer, he can anything even yours. He takes care of himself. You're lucky if you're friends with an Edmund. Give him a chance and he will give you the whole world. You won't regret it. He's gonna rule the world.

Edmund the Rizzler I want you.

by Felixanderz August 19, 2023