The point during sexual intercourse where the male realizes he is about to cum (ejaculate) no matter what he does to stop it. Usually at this point semen has already entered the base of the shaft of the penis, so the male cannot stop the ejaculation process no matter how hard he tries.
Grunting and groaning and kegeling didn't help he had cum up his shaft and he was at his point of ejaculatory inevitability.
by hollywoodbackpacker June 1, 2011
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Giver: Did you cum??
Receiver: Yes... This is odd...
Giver: WHERE IS IT??
Receiver: I DONT KNOW!!!
*Giver checks pillows, blankets and walls*
*Both give up, never finding the ejaculate*
Receiver: I suppose this was a case of phantom ejaculate...
Giver: I guess so...
Receiver: Yes... This is odd...
Giver: WHERE IS IT??
Receiver: I DONT KNOW!!!
*Giver checks pillows, blankets and walls*
*Both give up, never finding the ejaculate*
Receiver: I suppose this was a case of phantom ejaculate...
Giver: I guess so...
by ruffyreborn November 20, 2009
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When the head of ones penis pastes to the undergarments after fucking due to post ejaculation cum paste.
I fucked that bitch last night and woke up with my dick stuck to my boxers from post ejaculation cum paste.
by hayooh December 4, 2010
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The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)
The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)
Alexander Graham Bell got into a huge argument with his girlfriend on his lack of communication skills since he supposedly didn't let her know that he was going to be home later than planned that night. This argument between them left her in a frustrated mood for the rest of the night which then resulted in her refusing to give him sex.
So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:
"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"
The rest is history.
So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:
"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"
The rest is history.
by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009
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Maggie : OH MY GOD GET OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM!
Chad : O WOW Silk panties (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON MY PANTIES!
Chad : O WOW A Silky Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE IN MY BRA!
Chad : O WOW Your Hair is so soft (sniff) Ahhhhhhhh!
Maggie : YOU BASTARD YOU EJACULATED ON MY LEG IM CALLING THE COPS!
Cops : Ok PERVE your coming with us your under arrest for Public Ejaculation!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON THE COP!
Cop : O you will serve hard time for that (WACK) (WACK) (WACK)
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Maggie : Wow I never seen a guy Ejaculate so much!
Steve : Hey Pretty Girl! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD! HELP! HELP!
Cop : Come along PERVE and join your boyfriend!
Steve : Ohhh! can we share a cell so we can Ejaculate on each other?
Cop : (WACK) (WACK (WACK)
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Cop : Sorry for the mess mam! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Maggie : Thanks Hot Cop Man Wow did you just Ejaculate in your pant's?
Cop : Uhh Yeah your kinda naked!
Maggie : Well why don't you close the door and Ejaculate inside me then!? (wink)
Cop : Well im sure there is still some Ejaculation left in the tank! (wink)
Maggie : OH MY GOD GET OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM!
Chad : O WOW Silk panties (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON MY PANTIES!
Chad : O WOW A Silky Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE IN MY BRA!
Chad : O WOW Your Hair is so soft (sniff) Ahhhhhhhh!
Maggie : YOU BASTARD YOU EJACULATED ON MY LEG IM CALLING THE COPS!
Cops : Ok PERVE your coming with us your under arrest for Public Ejaculation!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON THE COP!
Cop : O you will serve hard time for that (WACK) (WACK) (WACK)
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Maggie : Wow I never seen a guy Ejaculate so much!
Steve : Hey Pretty Girl! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD! HELP! HELP!
Cop : Come along PERVE and join your boyfriend!
Steve : Ohhh! can we share a cell so we can Ejaculate on each other?
Cop : (WACK) (WACK (WACK)
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Cop : Sorry for the mess mam! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Maggie : Thanks Hot Cop Man Wow did you just Ejaculate in your pant's?
Cop : Uhh Yeah your kinda naked!
Maggie : Well why don't you close the door and Ejaculate inside me then!? (wink)
Cop : Well im sure there is still some Ejaculation left in the tank! (wink)
by SlopNChop May 8, 2019
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by Phrenchie January 23, 2009
Get the Re-ejaculate mug.A portmanteau of ejaculates and calculates. Used to refer to a situation where a man calculates precisely when he will ejaculate in order to take a definitive action e.g . pulling out.
1) Tom ejalculates so he can avoid cumming inside girls, as he doesn't like to wear condoms.
2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.
2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.
by guywhowritethething August 5, 2016
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