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Edible Undies 

They are underwear that you can apparently eat. This is mainly just a joke, but there are things like this out there.

If someone wants edible undies, then you should know that those are FAKE. Usually.
Person one- OMG! I want edible undies like right now. Oh I’m looking at Craigslist and it says they’ve only been worn once!

Person 2- OMG yasS SUCH A GOOD DEAL! get them now it don’t matter that they’re used!

edible-licious 

someone who is fine enough to eat, an extremely attractive person.
ooh girl LL Cool J is so damn edible-licious!
edible-licious by Deelicious May 13, 2005

edible enrichment 

the emergency surgery necessary when removing a non-chewable foot item that is lodged in the throat.
Mrs. Moyles had to go through intense edible enrichment after getting the apple core stuck in her throat.

Edible Enamels 

When someone consumes their own teeth after getting smoked in the mouth during a healthy ass beating. This can be seen while someone gets the absolute shit knocked out of them.
Keep talking shit bitch and I'll feed you some more of your yummy edible enamels!
Edible Enamels by Platezz January 25, 2018

Edible Italians

A type of pasta dish, typically using a combination of penne noodles, alfredo sauce, and pepperoni
Oi mate I just had some edible italians at a nice restaurant this morning.
Edible Italians by EdibleItalians February 17, 2019

edible hangover

the grogginess and floaty feeling you get waking up the morning after eating an edible
“dude those edibles we made were amazing”
“yeah man i had a crazy edible hangover the next day”
edible hangover by _jujutsu October 30, 2019