Basically the smartest person you will come to know in your short existence. Beware of egins though, they are quite irristable
by notegin January 3, 2018
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Dude who goes to Tech: Hey man, that girl's pretty cute, should we go talk to her?
Dude who doesn't go to tech: Yo that's a monkey spreading its ass cheeks, you totally have Engineer Eye
Dude who doesn't go to tech: Yo that's a monkey spreading its ass cheeks, you totally have Engineer Eye
by antlerskettering October 10, 2009
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When Thomas the Dank Engine puts the clip in his AK he slays from far away, everybody hit the D.E.C.K.
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A person that alters reality by using various techniques to manipulate the beliefs and perceptions of one or more people. All reality is based on beliefs supported by perceptions therefore by altering the beliefs and perceptions, reality can be altered. Reality Engineers use hypnosis, mentalism, magic and other skills. Reality engineering can be performed for entertainment or to affect life changes (like stopping smoking, losing weight etc)
A person that alters reality by using various techniques to manipulate the beliefs and perceptions of one or more people. All reality is based on beliefs supported by perceptions therefore by altering the beliefs and perceptions, reality can be altered. Reality Engineers use hypnosis, mentalism, magic and other skills. Reality engineering can be performed for entertainment or to affect life changes (like stopping smoking, losing weight etc)
Fred: Dude did you see when that reality engineer bent that spoon with his freaking mind?
George: Yeah man that was sick!
Lord Q.: Cigarette?
Lady B.: I saw that reality engineer fellow the other day, and now I do not smoke anymore. Kindly leave.
George: Yeah man that was sick!
Lord Q.: Cigarette?
Lady B.: I saw that reality engineer fellow the other day, and now I do not smoke anymore. Kindly leave.
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Get the Thomas the Tank engine mug.when you build structurally questionable buildings and unreliable solutions to problems but you're an engineer so everyone has no choice but to trust that your methods won't fuck up
Person 1: "Are you sure it's okay to balance a forklift on a forklift to reach that shelf?"
Person 2: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"
Person 2: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"
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