Ebola

A disease spread through bodily fluids (NOT SALIVA). Uneducated people think you'll get Ebola whenever you're near anyone with it and scream "EBOLA!" everytime someone coughs or sneezes. The flu is more contagious than Ebola.

*Person coughs*
Idiot: EBOLAAAA
Educated person: You can't get Ebola from spit. You could make out with that person and you wouldn't get it that way, dipshit.

by Emmaedamae October 28, 2014

Ebola

An illness that is a joke even though we could die of it.

"Dude, I got Ebola!"
"Haha. I have Ebola"

by Brisimonetti November 11, 2014

Ebola

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Ebola is in America and once it hits my town, I'm moving to Austrialla...
Mwahahaha.

There is ebola in NY and Texas

by Awesome Person October 28, 2014

Ebola

A highly controversial epidemic possibly dropped into Africa. Possibly invented to rid the world of the Africans - s.z

A: Oh I might have Ebola.

B: You may have been targeted by the government

by Lilboosie911 October 2, 2014

Ebola

A deadly diesese that every American child thinks they have after coughing slightly or watching the news.

After sneaking in the hall Daniels friend had all thought that he had Ebola.

by Bro73 November 11, 2014

Ebola

The president of Africa to all stupid hoes.

Lisa: "Hey Jenna, WTF is this ebola I'm hearing about?"

Jenna: "IDK Lisa the president of Africa or something?!"

Lisa: "Yeah I was just so totally tired of hearing President Ebola on the radio!"

Jenna: "LOL, meh too! Totes hilaire! BFFLS!"

Lisa: "Totally!"

by themainman7 November 25, 2014

ebola

An electronic or internet-enabled version of Bola. Available as a web site and a smartphone app.

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"Have you got ebola?"
" Yes it's on my smartphone here - take a look"

by Fishyrich November 11, 2014