Mark Eberlined

1. An utmost display of apathy shown by an employee who has only two weeks left at a job before beginning a new position.

2. Being so totally checked out.

Wow, Jonny hasn't done any work since he got offered that new job. He has really Mark Eberlined.

by ward1se July 18, 2011

Ebert's Law

Film critic Roger Ebert's philosophy to criticizing works: "It's not what it's about, it's HOW it's about it."

This applies to any type of work, be it films, TV shows, music, books, etc.

Occasionally an unsuspecting innocent will stumble into a movie like this and send me an anguished postcard, asking how I could possibly give a favorable review to such trash. My stock response is Ebert's Law, which reads: A movie is not about what it is about. It is about how it is about it. -- Roger Ebert

by Judas Zala July 10, 2011

Eberhard

The most epic of personalities that can be contained in one body without the explosion of the universe due to too much awesome in one vessel at one time and the best of people in life you are lucky to have ever talked to one let alone get to know them on a personal level

Dude I'm totally blessed to have even gotten the chance to meet an eberhard.

by Bruce way June 10, 2014

Ebert

Strong in mind and body. Loyal and well respected. Very friendly and has a sence of humor. A not well known name, but unique and has a nice rythem to it.

Use 1: There goes Ebert, winning all smiles.
Usage 2: That man has ebert in him!

by Okyes December 3, 2016

The Siskel and Ebert

When hooking up with a girl, you insert one thumb in her anus and the other in her vagina. (Two thumbs up!)

Krishelz told me that Holly was feeling kinky so he gave her The Siskel and Ebert!

by Krishelz Mendoza January 6, 2008

Siskel & Ebert

To stick one's thumbs up another person's butthole.

If I were you, I'd give this definition two thumbs up.

by bigtones January 20, 2005

Everdom

Everdom - (noun) - all past events when perceived as a whole.

Everything that has ever taken place, everything that is currently taking place, all that will at any point in time take place. Everdom.

Never in the history of Everdom have I witnessed such fuckary!

by Jennievil April 20, 2016