Easter 

the bullshit story of Jesus Christ coming out of a vagina for the 2nd time in the BIble.

Tim: What the fuck is Easter?
Connor: When Jesus licked his mom's pussy.
Tim: Mean...I'm gay.

Easter by tim808 February 4, 2009

Easter 

The day Jesus became a zombie and everyone ate candy.

Happy Easter mofo, let's eat jellybeans and praise our zombie lord.

Easter by FATCOWDISEASE May 1, 2011

easter 

The day the Easter Bunny comes, to get shot at by everybody, in an attempt to bring lots of candy to young boys and girls.

Today's Easter Sunday, Let's Party!!

easter by BriaN! April 9, 2004

Easter 

Zombie Jesus Day.

Happy (Easter) Zombie Jesus Day

Easter by mynameiskate September 10, 2012

Easter 

The time of the year when Christians celebrate the crucifixion of Santa for not paying his taxes.

Tommy knew Easter had was on its way when he saw the jolly old elf nailed to the cross.

Easter by Apriori March 25, 2009

easter 

HOORAY for the PAGANS :-(

Christians have foolishly tied their beliefs with a PAGAN festival, full of Easter Bunnies and all kinds of crap! As a result, Christ regularly gets forgotten in the commercially driven, satanic festival!

It's just like Christmas ... Christian festivals are DROWNED by consumerism, drunken behaviour, and Christmas trees (created by German PAGANS).

It's all absurd - God Almighty didn't tell us to celebrate pagan festivals!!

Easter is not about the Sacrifice of Jesus Christ, it's about Eastre, a Goddess WHO DOESN'T EXIST!

Satan is "destroying wonderfully", as the Bible said he would ;-)

Here's the TRUTH:

Easter is PAGAN ... the name comes from a Goddess ...

easter by IP Freely April 10, 2004

Easter 

A slang term for the drug MDMA. Others include ecstacy, E, X, XTC, etc. MDMA's high often involves feelings of empathy, high self-esteem, positive body image, teeth grinding, jaw clenching, and wanting to tell people everything about oneself and in turn listen to their stories. The senses are more aware, causing one to enjoy touching soft and other various materials. Males should be aware that it is often difficult to have an erection while rolling on Ecstacy.

"I was rolling on Easter the other night."

Easter by lifeiswondrous January 5, 2006