earing

Impractical piece of jewelry, most often forcibly inserted into the lower earlobe where it then hangs. Most often used by girls with a single "earing" in each ear, sometimes also used excessively - by girls or guys - with mixed results.

Statistics have shown that people identifying themselves as "gothic" or "emo" have are 150% more likely to have multiple earings.
In the book "Diary" Peter's friend ripped his earing out, severing his earlobe into two pieces, resembling a snake's tongue.
by Louis K April 12, 2005
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ears

In slanguage, used in combination with the word "on" meaning that the radidio is turned on.
Got your ears on, good buddy?
by Downstrike September 16, 2004
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ears

a man or a woman who has satelitte dishes for ears, can pick up sounds 5 light years away, possible nicknames: radar, yoda, flaps
hey, ears, did you hear me
by frank February 15, 2004
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Ear

(this is a joke)
Bill:Hey whats a stoners favorite word?
Bob:I don't know man, What?
Bill:Ear
Bob:Ear..?
Bob:Yeah (acts like he is hitting a joint and holds breath "EAR" taps him and passes the joint)
by xoWEEDxo April 08, 2009
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ear

the way a FOB (fresh off the boat) pronounces "year"
how man "ears" have you been an iiiidiot?
by shitywok July 11, 2008
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Eared

Good way having sex with ur girlfriend by putting ur ear in her vagina
1.Oh my god DAVE i eared me girlfriend today it felt good for her MY EAR WAS ALL WET!
by MigueI November 09, 2007
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earring

A song that is inexplicably in your head when you wake in the morning, and not a song that you have listened to recently. Unlike an earworm, it is generally a song that you like.
My earring this morning was the Clash song "Corner Soul". Haven't listened to it in a while, but it's a good one to have in my head.
by rushaw July 21, 2012
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