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egyptian earmuffs

The act of jizzing in someones ears while they are sleeping or passed out.
I think i may have gave that ho egyptian earmuffs last night.
by T.J, January 5, 2008
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hot pink russian earmuffs

The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex)while wearing a hot pink fannypack and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.
by Pink Princess June 18, 2006
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Alaskan Earmuffs

This is done by the man cumming on his hands and putting them over the girls ears while pumping the cum in the ear holes. This can be done vice versa.
Fuck, my girlfriend did the Alaskan Earmuffs on me and now I'm deaf from all that cum clogged in my ears.
by kneejuice May 25, 2009
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sensory earmuffs

part of a autistic person’s diagnosis is their noise sensitivity issues which can make going out in public difficult for them
henry has a autism diagnosis he and his family are at the mall henry is wearing his sensory earmuffs to help with his noise sensory issues a person at the mall asks henry’s sister why does your brother wear his headphones henry’s sister tells the person my brother is autistic those are his sensory earmuffs they help with his noise sensory issues
by Backstroke swimmer 24 October 14, 2022
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New England Earmuffs

My head was cold so she let me use the new england earmuffs.
by HarambesDong March 12, 2020
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Creamy Earmuffs

The act of two men ejaculating into their sex partner's ears, and then following up with a violent incursion of repeated ball slaps against the cum drenched ears, to create a warm sensation on the ears.
In need of warmth jeremy and Anthony cummed on eriks ears to prepare to supply him with creamy earmuffs.
by stupid stan & dickhead dan August 7, 2011
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midget earmuffs

A synonym for boobs as used by Robert Lund in the song "99 Words for Boobs".

Also known as ta-tas, titties, orbs, frontal lobes, double lattes, siamese twins...etc.
by C Weiss March 29, 2008
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