Edumacation

Getting into college is simply having enough money so your college ability will meet a college acceptability.

Billy was such a dumbass in high school. However, wealthy parents and a 67% acceptance rate. Carved a path for him, a four year degree in just six years. That’s some Edumacation! !

by Merky37 March 23, 2020

edumaction

when school doesnt work for people

i got good edumacation

by ohh ya March 2, 2004

eatums

the term used by mothers and parental figures everywhere to mean "food" when talking to their kids
it is also used by random douchebags when trying to be cool

are usually very delicious...mmmm

kid- "mommy, mommy me wants my eatums!!!"
mom- "ok sweetie one second"

random douchebag- "shit man, lets go get ourselves some o' them eatums"
other random douchebag- "hellz yeah"

as a wise man once said- "eatums are the keys to success...when used in the proper hands..."

by JewC May 21, 2008

eanum

A female lover who secretly enjoys anal sex

My eanum, I can't wait until you are my pig again

by Vincent Spencer June 27, 2007

edumate

To teach someone new sexual tricks, through experience.

Due to his lack of experiece, Tom needed Sheila to edumate him about the finer points of using his tongue

by Deanimal and Oca December 14, 2008

edumaguesstimate

An uneducated guesstimate.

Cletus edumaguesstimated how much dynamite to use on the beaver dam.

by *BigRed* February 10, 2009

Endumben

To simplify something so those of lesser intelligence can understand, to put in laymen's terms.

Can you endumben this for me?

She is not a Lawyer, please endumben for her.

by Gumybob November 5, 2009