*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"
{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012
Get the Escorting the Obama's to the White House mug.A cheap, reliable, and gas efficient car produced by Ford. While weighing less than a Honda Civic and having a bigger engine it still manages to be slow as hell and can get beat by almost anything. Its pretty much a go-cart with a interior!
1.) Dude I put $10 in my escort! That will last me half a month!
2.) My Ford Escort weighs 500 pounds less than your Civic and has a bigger engine by .2 liters, and i just got a tune up! Why did I lose the race?
3.) Dude the go-cart place said for five more dollars than the ticket price, i would be allowed to take the escort onto the track, but then i would waste an extra five dollars and have no chance at winning.
2.) My Ford Escort weighs 500 pounds less than your Civic and has a bigger engine by .2 liters, and i just got a tune up! Why did I lose the race?
3.) Dude the go-cart place said for five more dollars than the ticket price, i would be allowed to take the escort onto the track, but then i would waste an extra five dollars and have no chance at winning.
by G - Money July 18, 2007
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Escort - to guide, to set right; act as a companion or guard.
An Escort is hired as a temporary companion who may or may not be used for sex. Escorts have expenses that enable them to charge higher fees.
An Escort may run ads; need makeup, phones, boots, clothes and other accessories. An Escort generally has dental bills. An Escort may have a fan web site, and use agencies to find work. Streetwalkers generally do not have fixed expenses. All a Streetwalker has to do is step off of the curb.
An Escort is hired as a temporary companion who may or may not be used for sex. Escorts have expenses that enable them to charge higher fees.
An Escort may run ads; need makeup, phones, boots, clothes and other accessories. An Escort generally has dental bills. An Escort may have a fan web site, and use agencies to find work. Streetwalkers generally do not have fixed expenses. All a Streetwalker has to do is step off of the curb.
by SuraScent December 28, 2008
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Mary- Why do you spend so much on makeup?
Ann- I'm an upscale escort now. I make over $450 per hour!
Mary- Whore.
Ann- I'm an upscale escort now. I make over $450 per hour!
Mary- Whore.
by GetItRightt August 29, 2009
Get the Upscale Escort mug.So someone comes up to you, and goes: "Hey, do you know what time it is?" or something so random, then you go "ESCOOOME! I ain't smellin that!"
by Ja-Jayred August 28, 2009
Get the Escooome mug.That girl is so ratchet and escortish. Can you believe she met him at that cheesy Sheraton martini bar?
by LoverofMusic January 20, 2015
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