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Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.
*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012
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Ford Escort

A cheap, reliable, and gas efficient car produced by Ford. While weighing less than a Honda Civic and having a bigger engine it still manages to be slow as hell and can get beat by almost anything. Its pretty much a go-cart with a interior!
1.) Dude I put $10 in my escort! That will last me half a month!

2.) My Ford Escort weighs 500 pounds less than your Civic and has a bigger engine by .2 liters, and i just got a tune up! Why did I lose the race?

3.) Dude the go-cart place said for five more dollars than the ticket price, i would be allowed to take the escort onto the track, but then i would waste an extra five dollars and have no chance at winning.
by G - Money July 18, 2007
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Escort

Escort - to guide, to set right; act as a companion or guard.

An Escort is hired as a temporary companion who may or may not be used for sex. Escorts have expenses that enable them to charge higher fees.

An Escort may run ads; need makeup, phones, boots, clothes and other accessories. An Escort generally has dental bills. An Escort may have a fan web site, and use agencies to find work. Streetwalkers generally do not have fixed expenses. All a Streetwalker has to do is step off of the curb.
Sarita found it was hard to be an Escort after working the streets.
by SuraScent December 28, 2008
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Upscale Escort

A call-girl for rich men.
Mary- Why do you spend so much on makeup?
Ann- I'm an upscale escort now. I make over $450 per hour!
Mary- Whore.
by GetItRightt August 29, 2009
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Escooome

Verbal Phrase, Used when you ain't feelin/smellin what someone is spittn'.
So someone comes up to you, and goes: "Hey, do you know what time it is?" or something so random, then you go "ESCOOOME! I ain't smellin that!"
by Ja-Jayred August 28, 2009
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Escortish

Meeting a first date (especially from a dating app like Tinder) at a hotel bar.
That girl is so ratchet and escortish. Can you believe she met him at that cheesy Sheraton martini bar?
by LoverofMusic January 20, 2015
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Escoochie

To move over.
"Please escoochie! I don't have much room."
by quantum queefer March 5, 2019
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