Dirty Ervin

When you realize the girl you were fucking is really ugly so your penis hides inside its foreskin like a turtle

Guy 1: yooo I heard you got laid last night! Nice!
Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.

by anonymous October 14, 2021

ervin's catchphrase

Wakka Wakka

Dude: Wha is Ervin's catchphrase
Boy: Wakka Wakka
Dude: No tell me what his catchphrase is

by Tortoise master February 16, 2018

ervin shortwell

the gay guy that attends castle high that always say hey daddy....

lloyd i want you dammit man lol "ervin shortwell"

by one eye bandit December 14, 2010

Ervin

FRUITY!!!

EVEYONE AT MY SCHOOL IS ERVIN

by Youdontknowme770 May 18, 2023

ervin fat ass shit

a big fat ass bastard that loves dick he looks like niggatron bbc nigger bastard go work out

Zack: i feel like a bbc nigger right now
Daniel: dirty ervin fat ass shit dick lover
Ryden: oml he a nigger ervin fat ass shit niggatron

by nigaiuudqahk December 31, 2023

ervin cruz

A kid who loves to grab dicks and always thinks of himself highly. Wears long socks in the summer and works at the hub full of husbands.

Oh man look at that Ervin Cruz over there asking for change again!

by PurpleReign June 10, 2016

Erv Lies (Ervin Lie)

A lie told by a Jew. Derived from a Jew named Ervin.

Bro you are full of Erv Lies (Ervin Lie)

by Str8Tristeza March 20, 2025