Ert

Ert is when you are a homesexual gnome.

"Hello, what you doing ert?"
"doing just well, just been with my lover Bob"
"Oh nice, hope you have a good homosexual day"

by Hen Ligmaster November 26, 2018

Ert

A word to say for fun because I like it.

Yocheved stender: thx so much
Toby eissenberg: ert

by Erttt October 23, 2019

ert

slang term to refer to someone who posses the name 'Robert'

shut it ert!

by JamPear November 4, 2020

Ert

something that’s not good enough to be Art.

Kevin drew Ert in Art class.

by SkippytheERTMAN August 11, 2023

Ert

The state one finds oneself in after smoking a white pipe ( Marijuana mixed with methaqualone aka mandrax)

Look at how Charles is ERT-ing after smoking that cream.

by WallyTolly_187 April 23, 2024

Ert

Ert

The inverse of inert, meaning to move.

Pronounced as /ərt/, or ert, like inert without the in, urt sorta

Ert meaning able to move

“That there plane is very ert when it is moving”

by Ert maker 66 July 22, 2025

ert

opposite of inert, moving.

person 1: "stop moving that chair it's gonna be ert soon"
person 2: "genuinely what the fuck does "ert" mean"

by morting September 5, 2025