ego

The thin line between being a nerd and a pompous anal-retentive jerk-off who will only get some if they jack (or jill) off. It is very important to keep this thing in check if you want good things in life.

I hate dating dudes with big egos; all they talk about are themselves and what you can do for them.

by RatchetBoo May 11, 2003

Ego

Baby legos. Found on the Lego Planet in a galaxy far away. Hurts when you step on them in bare feet.

"I need to go get a ego-sitter for my ego."

by Shell Shell July 6, 2005

Ego

Expected Gratification Outcome

The process in which one overspends on a material item to make one's self feel much more worthy in relation to amount they spent. (i.e. feeding one's ego). Ego is not the actual self perception, but in fact the expected gratification one feels they deserve.

by Chris Knowles October 30, 2007

ego

Something that can be dangerous and lead to death. But it's something all humans regardless must face!

It just proves your own ego when you talk about other people's.

by IcyHaku December 1, 2004

ego

a dick

"I got a big ego"

by BPPrice September 19, 2009

Ego

noun. the term for a dick if you translate beyonce's song, "ego". she mentions it being "too big, too wide, too strong"

"dude she sucked my ego yesterday"

"gorillas have small egos...asians too!!"

by BigEgoMan August 19, 2009

ego

That thing inside my head. You know. The thing that makes me cooler than all of you.

- "I am Jesus."

- "Because I'm cool, and you know it, you love it. Word."

by ~*faye*~ December 26, 2004