An online auction venue site where
1) One can pick up several obscure, yet cool items that costs less than filling up your car
2) Postage and Packing costs more than the items themselves.
3) One may purchase the virginity of a young girl; a jar sneezed into by someone who caught cold from an ex-beatle; toast bitten into by Justin Timberlake and similar crap for absurd prices, but at least it overshaddows the postage.
4) You can find the items stolen from your house last week for less than the insurance gives you, thus making you richer.
5) You can garuantee at least 20 USD for balloon pumped up by fart gas.
6) Whatever you buy is garuanteed to be in worse condition than the picture
7) Something is always broken or missin, otherwise, you won't get it.
8)It states clearly in the rules that selling Item x is prohibited, but running a search for item x will result in several hundred results.
9) You may not purchase pictures of naked guys, but so long as a publication has at least one picture that is not of a naked woman, as many issues of playboy as you want.
10) One may get a higher price for the item on sale by bidding for with the same account that is selling, bar the number 1 added to the sellers account
11) One may purchase an extra day a week with one's child from one's ex-wife.
12) which money never returns.
1) One can pick up several obscure, yet cool items that costs less than filling up your car
2) Postage and Packing costs more than the items themselves.
3) One may purchase the virginity of a young girl; a jar sneezed into by someone who caught cold from an ex-beatle; toast bitten into by Justin Timberlake and similar crap for absurd prices, but at least it overshaddows the postage.
4) You can find the items stolen from your house last week for less than the insurance gives you, thus making you richer.
5) You can garuantee at least 20 USD for balloon pumped up by fart gas.
6) Whatever you buy is garuanteed to be in worse condition than the picture
7) Something is always broken or missin, otherwise, you won't get it.
8)It states clearly in the rules that selling Item x is prohibited, but running a search for item x will result in several hundred results.
9) You may not purchase pictures of naked guys, but so long as a publication has at least one picture that is not of a naked woman, as many issues of playboy as you want.
10) One may get a higher price for the item on sale by bidding for with the same account that is selling, bar the number 1 added to the sellers account
11) One may purchase an extra day a week with one's child from one's ex-wife.
12) which money never returns.
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A website showcasing your possessions so other suckers- I mean people can purchase them via Interweb.
Mysterious Person #1: "John, look at this beautiful coffee machine! I would like to get one."
Mysterious Person #2: "Forget it, Martha, I can see a naked guy in the picture."
Mysterious Person #2: "Forget it, Martha, I can see a naked guy in the picture."
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When George Bush woke up one morning and decided he might like his soul back, he logged onto eBay to see if anyone there had found it.
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