Eating

something you should never do while viewing an NSFW picture
*Random man posts NSFW thing*
EWW WHAT THE HELL I WAS EATING!
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eat

a: what are you eating
b: nothin
c: im hungry
a: stfu
b: ima go to mcdonalds
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to slowly but surely bring a woman to sweet shudeering orgasm by going downon her or performing oral sex

a verb that studs, femmes, butches and lesbians love doing
Ooooh wee... girl... Lucky said she was gonna eat me last night and it good

Bring that pussy over here, I'm gonna eat you out
by Yinka June 30, 2004
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The only activity in the world that can make anything boring more fun.
Bob: Dear God skydiving is boring.
Flight Instructor: Don't worry! Just eat something on the way down!
Bob: Great idea! *proceeds to eat chips and queso*

Flight Instructor: Eating makes the world go round!
by Ferrari Guy 51 April 02, 2012
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Eating

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when you are going to give someone some food but then when it is time to go give them the food you have already eated it, meaning there were to slow to collecting it
guy 1: hey i bouhgt you a cookie come and get it
guy 2:ok cool hang on ill come get it
............. 5 mins later.................
guy 2: ok im coming now
guy 1: sorry i already eated it!!
by becluvsscott August 16, 2006
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1. to die
2. command from your girlfriend to perform cunnilingus on her
3. fail
4. fuck off
5. Weird Al Yankovich parody of Jackson's "Beat It"
1. Bungee jumpers have a 50% higher chance of eating it than the rest of us
2. Don't just stare at it -- EAT IT, BITCH!
3. Oh, man, Tony Hawks did a triple flip & landed on his face -- he totally ate it!
4. John: Don't be so mouthy all the time
Don: Eat it, bitch!
5. How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 12, 2009
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