To slap with a large fish, probably tuna and throw it down you're pants while a bulldog is raping your leg and while your mom in the other room is screaming at her husband to get a job.
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(v.) the act of having your lover lay on his/her back, getting on your knees so you appear to be a midget, and rubbing your flaccid cock and loose hanging balls across their face.
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