dwinginggg

To slap with a large fish, probably tuna and throw it down you're pants while a bulldog is raping your leg and while your mom in the other room is screaming at her husband to get a job.

dwinginggg her

by Francesco Roflcopter April 1, 2009

Diddling

In short, to fool around with someone.

I saw my roomate diddling!!

by ~* JESSICA *~ December 16, 2004

Dinkling

(v.) the act of having your lover lay on his/her back, getting on your knees so you appear to be a midget, and rubbing your flaccid cock and loose hanging balls across their face.

Noah: Did you hear Kennedi's into dinkling?
Justus: Makes sense.

by The Dinkmeister February 26, 2020

digitally diddling

To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.

Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.

by von groovy June 29, 2017

Ass-Diddling

To shove 2 fingers us somebody's ass and move them around to cause immense pain

Guy1: Jeremy never said goodnight to me back
Guy2: Well looks like it's Ass-Diddling time

by Nightgar May 31, 2021

diddling my pooter

to finger your cooter.

thinking of john's penis made me start to diddling my pooter

by POPinMY eye February 11, 2008

Dwinking

Drinking any manner of alcoholic beverage from one of those mini-bottles.

Hey I'm going dwinking with some of my friends, you wanna come?

by Calciumdust May 7, 2009