A girl, usually in her early to mid-twenties, who tend to attract older men who are typically married & usually have kids. A girl can only claim the title of a "DILF Magnet" if she goes for an extended period of time of only getting hit on by DILFs & not guys her own age.
Jordyn: *siiigh of frustration* It happened again....
Chelsey: How old was this one?
Jordyn: 37.
Chelsey: Divorced?
Jordyn: and two kids.
Chelsey: God J, you're such a DILF Magnet!
Chelsey: How old was this one?
Jordyn: 37.
Chelsey: Divorced?
Jordyn: and two kids.
Chelsey: God J, you're such a DILF Magnet!
by Perfect4 August 21, 2012
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n. The act of imbibibing two different liquids of different temperatures and flavor simultaneously and allowing them to mix in your mouth.
n. The act of imbibibing two different liquids of different temperatures and flavor simultaneously and allowing them to mix in your mouth.
That one night when Steve dwiffled french onion soup and a chocolate milk shake changed the way diner food would be eaten forever
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Get the DWIFFL mug.1. Restricting a quarterback from throwing the ball and instead allowing him to hand off the ball to the running back and rely on the defense to win football games.
2. Treating your QB like the turnover prone bitch he is and letting your RB and OL do all the work.
2. Treating your QB like the turnover prone bitch he is and letting your RB and OL do all the work.
2000 Baltimore Ravens started Trent Dilfer over Tony Banks after two consecutive losses. The Dilfer-ized Raven's offense would gain 1,364 yards rushing from Jamal Lewis. Trent Dilfer finished the year with 1,502 yards passing in 8 starts.
2009 Cincinnati Bengals Dilfer-ized their quarterback, Carson Palmer. Palmer finished the year with 3,094 yards passing while Cedric Benson gained 1,251 yards rushing
Woody Hayes basic coaching philosophy "three yards and a cloud of dust" - aka Dilfer-ized Philosophy
2009 Cincinnati Bengals Dilfer-ized their quarterback, Carson Palmer. Palmer finished the year with 3,094 yards passing while Cedric Benson gained 1,251 yards rushing
Woody Hayes basic coaching philosophy "three yards and a cloud of dust" - aka Dilfer-ized Philosophy
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Also to have a twelve inch dick.
Also to have a twelve inch dick.
Dwolff: hey can you give me some gas money
Bill: You just stole my car...
Dwolff: Yeah, it is on empty...
Bill: You just stole my car...
Dwolff: Yeah, it is on empty...
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