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Ipod Deafness Syndrome

Deafness caused by an ipod blaring in one's ear. Often really, really, annoying and occasionally provokes anger.
Jake "Dude, where's the food?"

-silence-

Jake " wheres the &*&4 food!"

Rick "don't bother dude, he's got Ipod Deafness Syndrome.

Jake "oh."
by KrispeKream February 23, 2010
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im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

"you leavin bro?" "yeah im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs, peace"
by Dan February 7, 2003
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deaf date

Almost like a "blind date", except it is with a girl that you've seen (real life or pictures) but never talked to.
Yo Eddy, I'm going on a deaf date with that chick I met on facebook!
by Bilal H. July 16, 2010
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Deafening Silence

When you say something stupid and it is responded with silence, leaving you to ponder every decision in your life up to that point that made you proceed to speak what your brain deemed appropriate.
You: I know we have only gone on one date but what do you think we should name our firstborn?
Becky: ..........................

Friend: So how did she respond?
You: With Deafening silence.
by Dating Guru February 19, 2014
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Dwear

A dwarf with big ears, usually cute with wild hair and charm.
They come about by both parents having one or all the characteristics associated to Dwears, wild hair, under 5'4 in height, big eyes, big ears and always with a gorgeous mother. Have a strange love for meerkats.
In time dwears will rule the world and paint it multi colour!
look at those dwears!
by its only natural April 22, 2011
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deafication

The process of pooping or violently releasing your bowels into somebody's ears until they can't hear anymore.
Josh felt really bad when he pooped in Steve's ears and when Steve could no longer hear from his deafication streak.
by trumpetvector December 6, 2013
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deafeningqueef

shes amazing kind and really funny i have alot of fun memories with her (roblox especially) we text on tiktok and shes just a really great person overall💖💖💖💖
deafeningqueef
by 0chacolov3r January 1, 2022
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