durian

A spiny purple fruit that literally smells like turpentine, sweaty gym sock, and goat shit.

I have always joked about the odor, never having experienced it. The last trip to Malaysia, my hotel housekeeper left a durian treat for me and my Malaysian girlfriend. She gobbled it right up. I gagged and ordered her to brush her teeth before she was allowed near me. I had to seal the uneaten durian in one of the cupboards to avoid the odor.

by Durian Hater April 8, 2009

Durian

This awesome fruit that has spikes all over it and smells bad but tastes good.

"That durian smells like poo."

by Goobix May 13, 2005

Durian-Phobic

The immense fear that most western people get when confronted with this "King of Fruits" of the Eastern reagent. The Durian emits an odor so horrific for the westerners that it is forbidden in most Singaporean hotels and in come other countries as well. Once there was a Durian eating contest especially made for 20 Westerners in Sabah. At first they thought the green thorny fruit was a walk in the park. Once the referee open up its skin, they all forfeited after smelling the distinct odor of the majestic Durian fruit.

E: *holds up durian*
W: *pukes and dies*
E: oh shit he is Durian-Phobic

by WhoAmI?IamBartMan December 18, 2010

duriation

The gangland custom, from the triads of Singapore, of inserting the Durian fruit into the anus of a defeated (usually dead) foe.

"The scene was a bloodbath, and with the level of Duriation going down, the smell was overpowering too" Senior Detective Wilkinson Claire, Singapore Special Forces. 1978.

by Lord Lionel DeFries May 27, 2008

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by Your Baby❤️ September 9, 2019

Dyriah

Uncontollable bowel movements, especially after eating bad eggs.

Nick was stuck on the tiolet for days with a bad case of dyriah.

by scrubbydoo June 29, 2011

Durianed

When one has been out bid on ebay after bidding large sums not expecting any one else to go that far. When your bordering on insane bid gets sniped last minute you've been Durianed

X: Hey man.... check this ebay auction out, gonna snap that baby up!
Y: Oh sweet man... that's kick-ass! Your high bid should surely secure it!
X: Looking good man..... I'm currently the high-bidder with plenty of room to move. :)
X: Oh WTF %$@!..... some turd just outbid me at the last second with an insane amount..... yep, I got Durianed!!!
Y: Oh sheeeeeeeeet! :(

by blobbo333 June 16, 2010