dumpiest

Asian for "another woman's vagina."

The only reason you're here is because your mother found u in a dumpiest.

by Merrian-Webster October 9, 2003

dummies

when someone says something stupid, so another person knocks or taps on their forehead and says "dummies" to signify that someone said something dumb

Person 1: "Are people and homosapiens the same thing"
Person 2: *knocks on forehead* "dummies!"

by shooketh23958 April 20, 2018

Dummist

A term for a dumb grammar Nazi

Laufen is the dummist

by Mazart November 28, 2018

Dummies for Dummies

The title of a completed manuscript that is dividing both literary agents and editors, because they have yet to find any common ground whether or not publishing such an apparently condescending or insulting book would be suitable for public consumption.

“Dummies for Dummies” seems to fall under the Humor section, or it may not, because it’s up to everyone’s imagination who’s the target audience for this title: MAGA cult patriots, white Taliban terrorists, or Antifa thugs, or all three?

by Fasters December 11, 2023

Dummist

A person who likes to make their friends dumb.

Hey get away from him he's a dummist

by Dabiohazardurbandictionarist November 26, 2024

Jail dummies

Jail dummies are impressionable, naive, usually young people who are just entering the world of low end crime. The jail dummies have no clue what the profit from their crime is actually worth, because they're new and oblivious to the profit margins and believe the criminal hiring them is simply giving them a fair share.

In truth, the crime itself is usually simply but fairly high risk, which is why a smarter criminal will outsource the job to jail dummies, so the dummies go to jail while the career criminal gets to deny the whole thing.

Don't worry, if we get caught, I can deny the whole thing and blame it on my jail dummies.

by GliveCo January 23, 2023