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Human Dumbell

A position utilized by homosexuals in athletic settings in which a person with power (coach, manager, etc.) inserts one end of a piece of athletic equipment, such as a baseball bat, into his anus and forces another member of the team or coaching staff to do the same with the other end.
John: You won't believe what Ted and Rob are doing in the locker room with your baseball bat!
Bo: Is coach doing a human dumbell without me?
by TheRealFelixTheCat April 1, 2010
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Dumb and Dumber

Originally a 1994 comedy film about two imbeciles played by Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels but now more commonly a popular nickname for the two Ukrainians working for the Mobster in Chief through his current fixer, Rudy Bananas.
Both Lev And Igor had a powerful reaction to the perceived cultural disparagement taking place when they were referred to as “Dumb and Dumber” by the American public.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019
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Dumbest Common Denominator

The most logically-challenged portion of the general population for which the most obvious warnings, posts, signs and instructions must be written or designed to avoid catastrophe.
On the lid of the coffee cup: Contents may be hot.
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.

"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"

"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."
by Upallnightagain September 25, 2011
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DumbsYT

DumbsYT (he's called Dumbs but UrbanDictionary mir?) is the deffinition of high quality autism. He provides us -his gey autistic fanbOis- with beautiful autistic League of Legends content in his YouTube channel.
Hey why is he name DumbsYT instead of Dumbs in Urban Dictionary?

-Because Riot Vedius :^)
by MurderIsArt June 8, 2018
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dumbly

Yo Dylan, isn't he so dumbly
by yourstruelyme April 15, 2020
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dumbest place on earth

A: I just read that youtube comment and felt like my IQ dropped by like 10 points.
B: Youtube comments section is literally the dumbest place on earth. I'd suggest you read pornhub comments instead.
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A: Thanks man, that was really helpful advice.
by rjlovesu June 23, 2020
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Dumber than a rock on a bad day

Dumber than a rock on a bad day, which would be dumber on the dumb scale compared to "Dumber than a rock".
Friend 1: Your dumber than a rock!
Friend 2: Your dumber than a rock on a bad day!
Friend 1: Shit.
by jeffboi42 August 20, 2020
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