The Duke

John Wayne. The ultimate gunslinging star of the Western, and one of the greatest men ever to live.

He played the same character in every movie he was ever in. Calm, rugged--a real man with a gun and a heart. He never changed, and that's why we love him. You always knew where you stood with John Wayne.

Give 'em hell.

by Lady Chevalier April 9, 2004

Duke Depp

The sweetest human being with the prettiest smile. He is the best dancer ever and I'm not really sure if he is real because he is so perfect.

Who is the most perfect person in the universe?

DUKE DEPP.

by dancingduke October 21, 2020

Dokems

The past tense of Doke in reference to Doke as a term for excrement and defecation

Hey man where have you been?

Sorry, I was in the toilet. I'd stay out of there though, I did a massive dokems about 10 minutes ago.

by KingCrapper May 14, 2011

heather duke

she runs the yearbook. doesn't have a personality but her mom did pay for (implants)

random girl:ugh stop acting like heather duke

by FandomQueen November 21, 2019

Ma Dukes

another way to say Your mother

Yo quit talkin bout ma dukes

by Krueger February 20, 2005

duke smellington

A bowel movement that is turgid and will not break down during the initial flush. The duke lingers in the toilet bowl unbeknownst to the flusher, leaving a pungent odor that occupies the entire bathroom and possibly spreads to other rooms if not discovered in time.

The afterbirth of Dave's unattended duke smellington choked my senses.

by laugh n slap March 2, 2011

thin white duke

Musical persona used by the Undisputable greatest musical artist of all-time, David Bowie, which was created in the late 70's. The Thin White Duke was Bowie at his musical peak, clouded by a cocaine-induced haze in which he recorded the album, "Station to Station," but claims not recalling doing so, due to his excessive cocaine use. Arguably the most controversial and darkest of Bowie characters.

Guy who knows nothing about music: "Hey, wouldn't you agree that Eminem's Slim Shady character is the greatest musical persona of all-time."

Guy who knows music: "Hell no, shithead, the Thin White Duke is far more abstract, musically talented, and creative. PWNED!"

by J.O. May 2, 2006