dickmonkey

1. One who swings and attempts to climb the dick of another. Hairs will usually be pulled and torn from the appendage.
2. Any old fuckin driver that is turning, but does so slow that you can feel yourself aging while you wait.

1. Quit sweatin me, ya mutha phukkin dickmonkey.
2. Move the old and busted out of my way, dickmonkey.

by HeteroSapien February 24, 2003

dickmonster

1. A person who exhibits behaviors involving dicks in a monstrous way.
2. A mythical smut peddling, dildo enthusiast. Native to the central coast of California.

"Hey Matt, dont be such a dickmonster"- Banna

by Lynny Tolson April 2, 2008

dickmonger

one who is beyond the gayest of gays

you know that guy jeff? hes a dickmonger

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs March 9, 2011

DickMonger

A fat slutty whore
who is a nice lady
YOUR LANGUAGE IS OFFENSIVE TO ME
eat balls

Shut up dickmonger. your language is offensive to me

by JAYYYYdeeeeeeesixtynine May 27, 2011

duckmo

someone is who is really lame, can be shortened to duck

Jane is such a duckmo; she can't figure out how to use her DVD player.

by quackers January 30, 2003

duckemon

It is a half-duck half-demon creature
Who likes to stay fabulous and is halal

THE BEST FREAKIN THING IS A DUCKEMON

by WHATEVER idec March 26, 2016

Duckemon

It's a half duck half demon creature
Who likes to stay halal and fabulous

Likes to hangout and is friendly and kind, but can be really dangerous of angry since it's half demon

It is the best freakin duckemon creature

by WHATEVER idec March 26, 2016