dickface

Much better insult than dick head

Hannah: Charl your such a bloody dickface..
charl: DUDE THATS SUCH A GOOD INSULT

by MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA June 13, 2009

fuckfaced

When you so wasted that you can't stand up and land on some random person lawn face first.

Dude I got fuckfaced druck and woke up in Richard's ward.

by I aint typing my name for a box. June 26, 2005

dickface punch

to punch a male in the dick, and when they bend over, punch them in the face; a one-two punch

I will dickface punch him for disrespecting me.

by alvarez5th October 6, 2017

Dickface Syndrome

Noun.

A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.

-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:

-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.

-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.

-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.

-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.

-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not

Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.

Trish: My boyfriend just blew me off to hang out with Bitchyslutfacewhore!

Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.

by WordInvtentor August 17, 2011

dickface

To draw humorous/obscene designs on the face of an unconscious individual, usually one who has overindulged in recreational substances.

John drank way too much last Thursday, and we dickfaced him with a laundry pen. It still says "Free Mustache Rides" on his forehead.

by Will January 13, 2004

duckface

Duckface- the face people make (mostly female) while taking pictures, usually for myspace, facebook ect. that resembles the face of some one about to kiss another.

that bitch has fifteen pictures, all of witch she's making a duckface.

"I would love to smack the duckface off of her."

"So, i walked in to the restroom at McDonalds and some ho was making duckfaces in the mirror."

by dayman255 August 20, 2011

dickfacemagee

a polite word for a teacher who makes a bad decision.

Mr.Jones is such a dickfacemagee, he got me expelled for writing "i hate math" up on the board. he's a science teacher!

by helmethead101 January 14, 2008