Hammering Drywall

When your chick isn't wet yet and you start hammering her dry vagina walls.

I had to be at work in 15 minutes, there was no time for foreplay, so I just started hammering drywall until I was done.. and she was sobbing.

by emilylovesgold September 21, 2011

dryballs

Of poor or questionable quality.

"Greg's joke just now was so damn dryballs."

by Shmaye March 2, 2009

drywall

Old woman pussy,, Or the act of having sex with an old woman over the age of 50

My uncle said he is sick of having sex all he wants is becky with the old lady cause all thats left after menopause is drywall

by ack78 August 16, 2012

dryballs

When you wake up in the morning and your eyeballs are dry.

Oh no, I got dryballs!

by luvpuppys March 12, 2015

chinese drywall inspection

Refers to an extensive STD test given to a person who has had more than their fair unprotected sex with a wide array of risky partners. Implies that the person seeking the STD test has had way too much risky sex with the wrong kinds of people that they are more than likely rotting on the inside and need a team of skilled technicians to remove the mess.

Bob - "I got totally wasted and took home two strippers last night."
Rick - "Are you crazy? You better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off."

by EyesDonkeyMonkey February 17, 2010

drynkling

Cycling under the influence of narcotics, typically alcohol.

He's got a real drynkling problem

by boarders July 6, 2015

Drywall Palace

A large home built with low quality builder grade fixtures and finishes, with architectural features crafted out of drywall instead of higher quality, more expensive materials. See also: McMansion

Brittany just uploaded a tour of her drywall palace on YouTube. Make sure to give her a like.

by DL Wentworth September 12, 2021