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Dryer Iron

To throw your cloths in the dryer to get the wrinkles out. Usually in the morning before work for about 10 minutes, or when ever your done in the bathroom.
Anne: My shirt looks like It was sitting in a damp corner all night.
Dale: Give it a quick dryer iron and go brush your teeth please.
by Bahccster May 11, 2010
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St. Louis Blow Dryer

When a person farts into a plastic bag during sexual intercourse, then pops it in the face of there partner.
Baby, I have a garbage bag under the sink. Can you give me a St. Louis Blow dryer
by Danny St. Louis Blow Dryer October 20, 2017
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Dryer Felching

Dryer Felching:
The act of assembling an outfit by pulling articles of clothing from a dryer then tossing the unwanted items back in and closing the dryer leaving them for a later time.
"Alden spent longer than he planned looking for a matching sock while dryer felching."
by Cervelo1 July 29, 2016
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Dryer

1. A machine used to spin clothes around and blow hot air on them until they have no water left on them.
2. Something Emppu Vuorinen of Nightwish can sometimes be found in.
3. When you are the least wet of a group.
I have to put this load of laundry in the dryer.
Did you see that hilarious picture of Emppu in the dryer?
Haha, you got hit with more water balloons than me! I'm so much dryer than you!
by QFNWM May 25, 2009
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pussy dryer

n.

Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Becky: Oh no, here comes my stupid husband, Mike. He probably wants to blab on and on about some nerdy stuff.

Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.

Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?

Becky: Exactly.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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Borrow his dryer

Another convenient term describing a masking activity or ruse, when the real underlying event is to hook up, often after a highly emotional breakup, including a move out.
An-gele, who recently broke up with Erik von Eric, is going over to his place Saturday to "borrow his dryer", since the one at her new place "isn't working".
by irishbulldog88 May 8, 2012
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blow dryer

The act of literally blowing air onto a guy's penis, because his stupid girlfriend thinks that's what blowjob means.
"Yo, I heard she gave you a blowjob last night!"
"Yeah, about that... she actually gave me a blow dryer."
by Mr. Eko July 24, 2008
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